How Do You Milk A Cow
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โฑ๏ธ 3:05 duration
๐ ID: 2101686
๐ Lyrics
Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my DeLorean
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in FFA.
This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I O...
How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I O,
Tell me how do you milk a cow.
(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to Cali
And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I O.
How do you milk a cow?
A Southern Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my DeLorean
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in FFA.
This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I O...
How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I O,
Tell me how do you milk a cow.
(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to Cali
And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I O.
How do you milk a cow?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:20.73] Yeah I was always the lazy one,
[00:27.06] A Southern Californian,
[00:28.92] But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
[00:30.65] So this summer just for fun
[00:35.25] Hopped in my DeLorean
[00:37.98] And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
[00:41.57] I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
[00:45.16] I misunderstood him somehow.
[00:49.67] So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
[00:54.16] I didn't mind feedin the sows.
[00:56.82] But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
[01:01.31] How do you milk a cow?
[01:03.25] I wasn't in FFA.
[01:05.94] This cow must think i'm crazy
[01:07.79] Up under it this way.
[01:10.45] I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
[01:14.09] Oh E I E I O...
[01:15.83] How do you milk a cow?
[01:25.78] Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
[01:28.43] But these farmers all make fun of me.
[01:30.28] Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
[01:33.95] So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
[01:36.63] Learned to spotlight deer at night,
[01:39.37] And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
[01:42.97] One thing's for sure,
[01:45.65] I hate shovelin' manure,
[01:49.26] It gets all over my overalls.
[01:51.06] Them horses need shoein'
[01:53.75] I hear Bessie mooin'.
[01:56.46] So I thought maybe I'd ask you all.
[01:59.12] HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
[02:03.69] How do you milk a cow?
[02:05.43] I think it's safe to say
[02:07.35] A man could get arrested for this in LA
[02:11.84] This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
[02:15.48] Oh E I E I O,
[02:19.03] Tell me how do you milk a cow.
[02:21.72] (Spoken)
[02:23.54] This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
[02:29.80] I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
[02:37.18] How do you milk a cow?
[02:39.87] I no longer care.
[02:41.62] I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
[02:46.13] I'm headin' back to Cali
[02:47.92] And I'm turnin' in my plow.
[02:50.61] Oh E I E I O.
[02:52.49] How do you milk a cow?
[02:54.21]
[00:27.06] A Southern Californian,
[00:28.92] But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
[00:30.65] So this summer just for fun
[00:35.25] Hopped in my DeLorean
[00:37.98] And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
[00:41.57] I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
[00:45.16] I misunderstood him somehow.
[00:49.67] So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
[00:54.16] I didn't mind feedin the sows.
[00:56.82] But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
[01:01.31] How do you milk a cow?
[01:03.25] I wasn't in FFA.
[01:05.94] This cow must think i'm crazy
[01:07.79] Up under it this way.
[01:10.45] I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
[01:14.09] Oh E I E I O...
[01:15.83] How do you milk a cow?
[01:25.78] Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
[01:28.43] But these farmers all make fun of me.
[01:30.28] Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
[01:33.95] So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
[01:36.63] Learned to spotlight deer at night,
[01:39.37] And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
[01:42.97] One thing's for sure,
[01:45.65] I hate shovelin' manure,
[01:49.26] It gets all over my overalls.
[01:51.06] Them horses need shoein'
[01:53.75] I hear Bessie mooin'.
[01:56.46] So I thought maybe I'd ask you all.
[01:59.12] HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
[02:03.69] How do you milk a cow?
[02:05.43] I think it's safe to say
[02:07.35] A man could get arrested for this in LA
[02:11.84] This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
[02:15.48] Oh E I E I O,
[02:19.03] Tell me how do you milk a cow.
[02:21.72] (Spoken)
[02:23.54] This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
[02:29.80] I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
[02:37.18] How do you milk a cow?
[02:39.87] I no longer care.
[02:41.62] I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
[02:46.13] I'm headin' back to Cali
[02:47.92] And I'm turnin' in my plow.
[02:50.61] Oh E I E I O.
[02:52.49] How do you milk a cow?
[02:54.21]