Everything Happens to Me

[00:14.71] Black cats creep across my path until I'm almost mad
[00:22.17] I must have roused the Devil's wrath 'cause all my luck is bad
[00:33.59] I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
[00:44.49] I try to give a party but the guy upstairs complains
[00:54.19] I guess I'll go through life just catchin' colds and missin' planes
[01:01.02] Everything happens to me
[01:10.23] I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps
[01:19.38] And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
[01:28.25] I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
[01:37.15] Everything happens to me
[01:43.51] At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[01:53.09] That love would turn the trick to end despair
[02:01.42] But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[02:09.68] I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[02:20.66] I've telegraphed and phoned, sent an Air Mail Special, too
[02:30.22] You answer was "Goodbye", there was even postage due
[02:38.72] I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
[02:48.12] Everything happens to me
[02:56.90] Everything happens to me
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