Girls Were Made To Screw

I was just a young boy in my teens
Looking at those girly magazines
With a flashlight hiding underneath my bed
When daddy caught me
I thought I was dead
He said I think it is time we had a talk
And I won't need no blackboard or no chalk
I was scared; my face was turning red
But I remember every word that he said

He said
Cars were made to drive
And planes were made to fly
Cocks were made to blow
And tits were made to show
Fire was made for heat
And pussy made to eat
Corn was made to shuck
And girls were made to fuck

He grinned from ear to ear
And grabbed my book
He said it has been a while
Let daddy have a look
Your momma thinks
we're talking birds and bees
But let's just talk
About these double d's

He said
Cars were made to drive
And planes were made to fly
Cocks were made to blow
And tits were made to show
Fire was made for heat
And pussy made to eat
Corn was made to shuck
And girls were made to fuck

Well daddy said I'm leaving now
I'll leave you all alone
I'm going to the attic
I've got some cock books of my own
Well many years have passed
Now since our talk
I'm trying to teach
my own son how to walk
When telling all about the birds and bees
I'll tell him just what daddy said to me

He said
Cars were made to drive
And planes were made to fly
Cocks were made to blow
And tits were made to show
Fire was made for heat
And pussy made to eat
Corn was made to shuck
And girls were made to fuck

Cars were made to drive
And planes were made to fly
Cocks were made to blow
And tits were made to show
Fire was made for heat
And pussy made to eat
Corn was made to shuck
And girls were made to fuck

Corn was made to shuck
And girls were made to fuck