Rabbi Berner finally reveals his true religious agenda
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Ever since I have developed my cult following
Everybody's wanting to know
What I'm gonna do with my cult following
Where'm I gonna take it to go?
Well
I've been waiting and waiting with a kind of spiritual constipation
I couldn't let it go somehow
But now the zeitgeist has shifted, objections have been lifted
I'm feeling that the time is
Now
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
To hear all about it
What God and I want you to know
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
I really kind of doubt it
But I'm gonna have to let it go
Here we go
The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
So everything it tells you is the opposite
Of what He really wants you to decide
It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
And the truth is only for the brave
Let's go
Now you've finally got a proper explanation
For all the crazy shit inside
From Genocide to Revelations
The logic can't be denied
Pillars of Fire! Pillars of salt
The pillars on which rest my case
Did you really think a perfect God wants you to burn a goat?
Or nail the Messiah in place?
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
To do what it will take
What God and I want you to do
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
Every rule you've got to break
To finally make us proud of you?
The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
So everything it tells you is the opposite
Of what He really wants you to decide
It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
Like a fossil, it's a test of faith
With all those rules and laws, it's enough to make you dizzy
All the shit that you'll have to do
And in your modern lives, I know you're very busy
So I've got a small proposal for you
For a modest contribution I'll save you the hassle
Of pleasing God all on your own
But I'll need liquor, women, shellfish and probably a castle
'Cause I don't wanna do it wrong
I'm ready, I'm ready!
To get right down to working
Working just as hard as can be
I'm ready
I know you were tired of searching
So you just make that cheque out to me
The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
So everything it tells you is the opposite
Of what He really wants you to decide
It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
And if you pass it
It's gonna save you from the grave!
Everybody's wanting to know
What I'm gonna do with my cult following
Where'm I gonna take it to go?
Well
I've been waiting and waiting with a kind of spiritual constipation
I couldn't let it go somehow
But now the zeitgeist has shifted, objections have been lifted
I'm feeling that the time is
Now
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
To hear all about it
What God and I want you to know
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
I really kind of doubt it
But I'm gonna have to let it go
Here we go
The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
So everything it tells you is the opposite
Of what He really wants you to decide
It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
And the truth is only for the brave
Let's go
Now you've finally got a proper explanation
For all the crazy shit inside
From Genocide to Revelations
The logic can't be denied
Pillars of Fire! Pillars of salt
The pillars on which rest my case
Did you really think a perfect God wants you to burn a goat?
Or nail the Messiah in place?
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
To do what it will take
What God and I want you to do
Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
Every rule you've got to break
To finally make us proud of you?
The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
So everything it tells you is the opposite
Of what He really wants you to decide
It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
Like a fossil, it's a test of faith
With all those rules and laws, it's enough to make you dizzy
All the shit that you'll have to do
And in your modern lives, I know you're very busy
So I've got a small proposal for you
For a modest contribution I'll save you the hassle
Of pleasing God all on your own
But I'll need liquor, women, shellfish and probably a castle
'Cause I don't wanna do it wrong
I'm ready, I'm ready!
To get right down to working
Working just as hard as can be
I'm ready
I know you were tired of searching
So you just make that cheque out to me
The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
So everything it tells you is the opposite
Of what He really wants you to decide
It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
And if you pass it
It's gonna save you from the grave!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.42] Ever since I have developed my cult following
[00:09.34] Everybody's wanting to know
[00:13.88] What I'm gonna do with my cult following
[00:18.65] Where'm I gonna take it to go?
[00:22.53] Well
[00:26.43] I've been waiting and waiting with a kind of spiritual constipation
[00:31.08] I couldn't let it go somehow
[00:34.85] But now the zeitgeist has shifted, objections have been lifted
[00:39.75] I'm feeling that the time is
[00:44.18]
[00:54.07] Now
[00:58.22] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[01:00.61] To hear all about it
[01:02.81] What God and I want you to know
[01:07.04] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[01:09.46] I really kind of doubt it
[01:11.22] But I'm gonna have to let it go
[01:15.93] Here we go
[01:18.13] The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
[01:26.71] So everything it tells you is the opposite
[01:30.07] Of what He really wants you to decide
[01:35.22] It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
[01:39.63] And the truth is only for the brave
[01:43.53] Let's go
[01:46.37]
[02:03.88] Now you've finally got a proper explanation
[02:08.05] For all the crazy shit inside
[02:12.99] From Genocide to Revelations
[02:16.74] The logic can't be denied
[02:23.59] Pillars of Fire! Pillars of salt
[02:27.57] The pillars on which rest my case
[02:31.68] Did you really think a perfect God wants you to burn a goat?
[02:36.28] Or nail the Messiah in place?
[02:42.20] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[02:44.73] To do what it will take
[02:46.87] What God and I want you to do
[02:50.76] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[02:53.16] Every rule you've got to break
[02:55.31] To finally make us proud of you?
[02:59.89]
[03:01.94] The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
[03:10.52] So everything it tells you is the opposite
[03:13.87] Of what He really wants you to decide
[03:19.11] It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
[03:23.35] Like a fossil, it's a test of faith
[03:28.26]
[04:11.18] With all those rules and laws, it's enough to make you dizzy
[04:15.93] All the shit that you'll have to do
[04:20.09] And in your modern lives, I know you're very busy
[04:24.15] So I've got a small proposal for you
[04:28.86] For a modest contribution I'll save you the hassle
[04:33.61] Of pleasing God all on your own
[04:37.58] But I'll need liquor, women, shellfish and probably a castle
[04:42.47] 'Cause I don't wanna do it wrong
[04:46.49] I'm ready, I'm ready!
[04:49.01] To get right down to working
[04:51.40] Working just as hard as can be
[04:55.22] I'm ready
[04:57.49] I know you were tired of searching
[04:59.76] So you just make that cheque out to me
[05:04.12] The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
[05:12.63] So everything it tells you is the opposite
[05:15.96] Of what He really wants you to decide
[05:21.11] It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
[05:25.01] And if you pass it
[05:28.24] It's gonna save you from the grave!
[05:30.40]
[00:09.34] Everybody's wanting to know
[00:13.88] What I'm gonna do with my cult following
[00:18.65] Where'm I gonna take it to go?
[00:22.53] Well
[00:26.43] I've been waiting and waiting with a kind of spiritual constipation
[00:31.08] I couldn't let it go somehow
[00:34.85] But now the zeitgeist has shifted, objections have been lifted
[00:39.75] I'm feeling that the time is
[00:44.18]
[00:54.07] Now
[00:58.22] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[01:00.61] To hear all about it
[01:02.81] What God and I want you to know
[01:07.04] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[01:09.46] I really kind of doubt it
[01:11.22] But I'm gonna have to let it go
[01:15.93] Here we go
[01:18.13] The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
[01:26.71] So everything it tells you is the opposite
[01:30.07] Of what He really wants you to decide
[01:35.22] It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
[01:39.63] And the truth is only for the brave
[01:43.53] Let's go
[01:46.37]
[02:03.88] Now you've finally got a proper explanation
[02:08.05] For all the crazy shit inside
[02:12.99] From Genocide to Revelations
[02:16.74] The logic can't be denied
[02:23.59] Pillars of Fire! Pillars of salt
[02:27.57] The pillars on which rest my case
[02:31.68] Did you really think a perfect God wants you to burn a goat?
[02:36.28] Or nail the Messiah in place?
[02:42.20] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[02:44.73] To do what it will take
[02:46.87] What God and I want you to do
[02:50.76] Are you ready? (Yes, we're ready!)
[02:53.16] Every rule you've got to break
[02:55.31] To finally make us proud of you?
[02:59.89]
[03:01.94] The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
[03:10.52] So everything it tells you is the opposite
[03:13.87] Of what He really wants you to decide
[03:19.11] It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
[03:23.35] Like a fossil, it's a test of faith
[03:28.26]
[04:11.18] With all those rules and laws, it's enough to make you dizzy
[04:15.93] All the shit that you'll have to do
[04:20.09] And in your modern lives, I know you're very busy
[04:24.15] So I've got a small proposal for you
[04:28.86] For a modest contribution I'll save you the hassle
[04:33.61] Of pleasing God all on your own
[04:37.58] But I'll need liquor, women, shellfish and probably a castle
[04:42.47] 'Cause I don't wanna do it wrong
[04:46.49] I'm ready, I'm ready!
[04:49.01] To get right down to working
[04:51.40] Working just as hard as can be
[04:55.22] I'm ready
[04:57.49] I know you were tired of searching
[04:59.76] So you just make that cheque out to me
[05:04.12] The Bible is a mirror and God is on the other side
[05:12.63] So everything it tells you is the opposite
[05:15.96] Of what He really wants you to decide
[05:21.11] It's a test, a test, a spiritual test
[05:25.01] And if you pass it
[05:28.24] It's gonna save you from the grave!
[05:30.40]