Start Button

One
Start button
Two
Fast forward button
Three
Rewind button
Four
Record button
Five
Complicated music button
Six
Long wave button
Seven
Short wave button
Eight
"Hey are you waving at me?" button
Nine
Pause button
Ten
Continuous play button
Eleven
Noise reduction button
Twelve
Good morning button
Thirteen
Good afternoon button
Fourteen
Piss off button
Fifteen
Reset button
Sixteen
Repeat button
Seventeen
Repeat button
Eighteen
Flirt button
Nineteen
Automatic flash unit
Twenty
Automatic focus unit
Twenty-one
Built in timer
Twenty-two
Built in memory
Twenty-three
Low battery indicator
Twenty-four
Automatic Violence
Twenty-five
Or just a short nap button
Twenty-six
Quiet button shh.
Twenty-seven
Turn it up button
Twenty-eight
Remote control
Twenty-nine
Crowd control
Thirty
"I'll give you everything you've dreamed of." button
Thirty one
Stop button