Mouthwash (Spitters Are Quitters)

Mouthwash is the perfect thing to drink when
You're headed to a job interview
Not only will the shakes start to steady
But your breath with smell fresh and ready too
Been smashing bottles just a little bit harder than
I smashed my fucking fist into the side of your wall
It's kind of funny, I was trying to prove I was invincible
Isn't it moronic, don't you think
To puke on the carpet and piss in the sink
That's why I've got to keep my tolerance high
I swear that I'll be fine

Day drinking is a term often used by college kids and yuppies in June
Not something you're bound to hear from someone
Who usually drinks before noon
Been smashing bottles just a little bit harder than
I smashed my fucking car into the stone on your grave
It's kind of funny, I was coming to apologize
And tell you I'll be fine

Cause when we abandon hope
Our tragedies become a joke
Let's drink up and snort the punchlines
As the air begins to choke
Time for the human race to croak
It's been worth it just to drink with you tonight
Tonight
Alright

I woke up to the sound of you laughing and realized I didn't hate you
As much as I thought that I did last night
When I fell asleep chugging the blues
Been smashing bottles just a little bit harder than
I smashed my fucking fist into the side of your face
Ain't it funny, oh how we rationalize
I swear that all be fine

Cause when we abandon hope
Our tragedies become a joke
Let's drink up and snort the punchlines
Till our noses bleed like poetry strung out on tattered pages
As our battered lovers scream at us for two weeks wasted wages
Yeah, the poison is all that I need
To upkeep this false sobriety
Sobriety
Is not for me