Tallest Dwarf

I wanna be the tallest dwarf
In the circus
Maybe then I wouldn't have to feel
So weird and nervous
And when the rat race gets you down
I will be there for you

I could light your candle
Honey you could touch my handle
Oh darling lay me on the mantle
I wanna be the tallest dwarf
I wanna be the tallest dwarf

I wanna be the fattest cat
At the meeting
Maybe if I were a CEO
Your heart would be beating
Cause I'd have tons of filthy cash
That I could spend on you

I could light your candle
Honey you could touch my handle
Oh darling lay me on the mantle
I wanna be the tallest dwarf
Waist high and here for your support
I wanna be the tallest dwarf

I could light your candle
Honey you could touch my handle
Oh darling lay me on the mantle
I wanna be the tallest dwarf
Waist high and here for your support
I wanna be the tallest dwarf
I wanna be the tallest dwarf