Everybody Needs a Thneed

Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people-

You know what we need? For you to stop!
Yeah you suck!
Yeah

Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great
Let's hope we're not too late

It's a super trendy hat
It's a tightrope for an acrobat
A net for catching butterflies
Daily use for exercise

Everybody needs a Thneed
(A Thneed)
A fine thing that all people need
(We need)
Everybody needs a Thneed
(Ahhhhhh ahhhhh)
We all agree
(Ahhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed
(Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed