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[00:06.30] Look at my ass
[00:07.26] Look at my thighs
[00:09.07] I'm cat nip to the guys
[00:09.91] They chase my tail
[00:10.88] They drool and pant
[00:12.65] Wanna touch this
[00:13.51] But they can't
[00:14.43] NO!
[00:15.31] All the boys wanna come and play
[00:16.27] Snap my fingers and they obey
[00:18.09] Why do they follow me 'round all day?
[00:19.89] Watch me while I walk away
[00:22.69] I bend and snap
[00:24.42] Feel how hot it's gettin'
[00:26.23] Bend and snap
[00:28.08] And when you got them sweatin'
[00:30.75] Spring the trap
[00:31.64] They cheer and clap
[00:33.40] No tight end
[00:34.39] Can defend
[00:36.12] Against the bend and snap
[00:37.98] Oh, that's easy for you to say
[00:39.75] And you
[00:40.62] Girl, if you wanna make the team
[00:43.31] Then fake some self-esteem
[00:45.12] The more you jump around and scream
[00:46.99] Then the sexier you seem
[00:48.77] Please
[00:49.75] Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
[00:51.54] This wouldn't work if I tried all day
[00:53.31] I gotta go get my asthma spray
[00:55.15] Watch me while I walk away
[00:56.90] No wait before you walk away
[00:58.78] Just...
[00:59.66] Bend and snap
[01:00.58] OW!
[01:02.34] Look how good you're getting
[01:03.28] Bend and snap
[01:04.12] I'ma bet right now you sweatin'
[01:06.05] Spring the trap
[01:07.86] They cheer and clap
[01:09.61] So depend
[01:11.45] On your friend
[01:12.35] Called the...
[01:13.23] Bend...
[01:14.18] It's not the time to overthink
[01:15.94] Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink
[01:17.79] Excuse me, would you teach me that
[01:23.22] I am tired of living alone with my cat
[01:25.94] Sure
[01:29.58] Now a days I do dye jobs and curls
[01:31.35] But here's how we did it in the Laker girls
[01:33.13] Come on, Paulette
[01:40.33] Doesn't this look fun
[01:43.98] Works everytime
[01:44.85] Look, do it and we'll go away
[01:46.65] Okay, okay, okay, okay
[01:48.47] Bend and snap
[01:53.42] Damn!
[01:56.11] Hey wait a second
[01:57.01] When I beckoned
[01:58.84] Look how the guys came running
[02:00.76] Like I'm...'
[02:01.62] Kickin'
[02:02.52] Finger...'
[02:03.43] Lickin'
[02:04.31] Like I'm
[02:05.27] friggin', wicked stunnin'
[02:06.12] Will you pay for stuff I buy
[02:07.03] Yes
[02:07.93] And bake me cake and pie
[02:08.88] Yes
[02:09.75] And hold me when I cry
[02:10.69] Yes
[02:11.54] And I will tell you why
[02:13.39] I'm too rockin' to walk away
[02:15.18] All the boys come and gawk away
[02:16.98] Droppin' jaws from a block away
[02:18.78] Watchin' how I walk away
[02:20.50] We love to watch her walk away
[02:22.43] I bend...
[02:24.27] and snap
[02:26.97] Now look how hot it's gettin'
[02:27.86] Bend and...
[02:28.71] and snap
[02:30.54] I'ma bet right now your sweatin'
[02:31.42] Spring the trap
[02:32.37] They cheer and clap
[02:34.11] I depend on my friend
[02:36.85] Go Paulette, Go Paulette
[02:38.69] I depend on my friend
[02:40.44] Go, go, go Paulette
[02:42.29] I depend on my friend
[02:44.95] Called the bend and snap
[02:48.56] Riffing
[02:51.21] Bend and snap
[02:52.18] Bend and snap
[02:53.07] Bend and snap
[02:54.89] Bend and snap
[02:56.61] Bend and snap
[03:00.30] Bend and snap
[03:01.22] Bend and snap
[03:02.19] I'm goona step aside
[03:03.06] I'm goona get me some... KYLE!!!
[03:05.72] Paulette, Did I leave my stylis?
[03:11.13] Bend and snap...
[03:13.05] Aghhh... O cr*p!!!
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