It's Not Difficult to Define Miss Douche (feat. Jack Dolgen) (Demo)
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โฑ๏ธ 1:38 duration
๐ ID: 21832669
๐ Lyrics
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
She's aggressively demure
She's passively self assured
She smells of tea tree oil with a hint of rosemary
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
Miss Douche is always in the front and centre
But she also drifts to the back and sides
She never drinks unless she's on a bender
She's type A, but not uptight
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
She's stern but she's sublime
She's assertively refined
She smells of lavender with a hint of walnut bark
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
Miss Douche loves to post on social media
But she's also very modest about her life
She's ever subtle when she takes a selfie
She never filters unless it's Lo-Fi
But the most important thing is that her vagina is clean
I cannot stress enough that her vagina is clean
Yes douching puts her at risk of bacterial vaginosis
And pelvic inflammatory disease
But she's intrepid
She's predictably unexpected
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
She's deliberately erratic
She's not plus when she's ecstatic
She smells of blackberry with a hint of bacon fat
That's our most popular douche
It's not difficult to define
Ponder as you clear mind
Hurry up and take your time
Cause it's not difficult to define Miss Douche
She's aggressively demure
She's passively self assured
She smells of tea tree oil with a hint of rosemary
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
Miss Douche is always in the front and centre
But she also drifts to the back and sides
She never drinks unless she's on a bender
She's type A, but not uptight
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
She's stern but she's sublime
She's assertively refined
She smells of lavender with a hint of walnut bark
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
Miss Douche loves to post on social media
But she's also very modest about her life
She's ever subtle when she takes a selfie
She never filters unless it's Lo-Fi
But the most important thing is that her vagina is clean
I cannot stress enough that her vagina is clean
Yes douching puts her at risk of bacterial vaginosis
And pelvic inflammatory disease
But she's intrepid
She's predictably unexpected
It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
She's deliberately erratic
She's not plus when she's ecstatic
She smells of blackberry with a hint of bacon fat
That's our most popular douche
It's not difficult to define
Ponder as you clear mind
Hurry up and take your time
Cause it's not difficult to define Miss Douche
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.19] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[00:03.78] She's aggressively demure
[00:05.45] She's passively self assured
[00:07.14] She smells of tea tree oil with a hint of rosemary
[00:10.89] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[00:14.24] Miss Douche is always in the front and centre
[00:17.11] But she also drifts to the back and sides
[00:20.59] She never drinks unless she's on a bender
[00:23.25] She's type A, but not uptight
[00:26.12] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[00:29.42] She's stern but she's sublime
[00:30.74] She's assertively refined
[00:32.68] She smells of lavender with a hint of walnut bark
[00:35.94] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[00:39.38] Miss Douche loves to post on social media
[00:42.04] But she's also very modest about her life
[00:45.14] She's ever subtle when she takes a selfie
[00:48.09] She never filters unless it's Lo-Fi
[00:51.49] But the most important thing is that her vagina is clean
[00:54.85] I cannot stress enough that her vagina is clean
[00:58.14] Yes douching puts her at risk of bacterial vaginosis
[01:01.41] And pelvic inflammatory disease
[01:04.43] But she's intrepid
[01:05.66] She's predictably unexpected
[01:07.55] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[01:10.65] She's deliberately erratic
[01:12.10] She's not plus when she's ecstatic
[01:14.06] She smells of blackberry with a hint of bacon fat
[01:18.10] That's our most popular douche
[01:20.49] It's not difficult to define
[01:22.76] Ponder as you clear mind
[01:24.18] Hurry up and take your time
[01:25.47] Cause it's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[01:27.72]
[00:03.78] She's aggressively demure
[00:05.45] She's passively self assured
[00:07.14] She smells of tea tree oil with a hint of rosemary
[00:10.89] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[00:14.24] Miss Douche is always in the front and centre
[00:17.11] But she also drifts to the back and sides
[00:20.59] She never drinks unless she's on a bender
[00:23.25] She's type A, but not uptight
[00:26.12] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[00:29.42] She's stern but she's sublime
[00:30.74] She's assertively refined
[00:32.68] She smells of lavender with a hint of walnut bark
[00:35.94] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[00:39.38] Miss Douche loves to post on social media
[00:42.04] But she's also very modest about her life
[00:45.14] She's ever subtle when she takes a selfie
[00:48.09] She never filters unless it's Lo-Fi
[00:51.49] But the most important thing is that her vagina is clean
[00:54.85] I cannot stress enough that her vagina is clean
[00:58.14] Yes douching puts her at risk of bacterial vaginosis
[01:01.41] And pelvic inflammatory disease
[01:04.43] But she's intrepid
[01:05.66] She's predictably unexpected
[01:07.55] It's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[01:10.65] She's deliberately erratic
[01:12.10] She's not plus when she's ecstatic
[01:14.06] She smells of blackberry with a hint of bacon fat
[01:18.10] That's our most popular douche
[01:20.49] It's not difficult to define
[01:22.76] Ponder as you clear mind
[01:24.18] Hurry up and take your time
[01:25.47] Cause it's not difficult to define Miss Douche
[01:27.72]