Being Right vs. Being Happy
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It was good losing the weight
Had a good time, I uh
I did it 'cause you know I have a great wife
And I married way above my level, and um
When you marry above your level as a man
It's good that you know that, and by the way
I'm not the only one, I'm looking around here
There's a lot of dudes who are lucky to be
With who they are with
A lot of dudes in here who made way above their level
That's right girls, I am married
So, I'd pack up your beautiful vaginas and go home, sorry ladies
None of this sweet crank for you baby, oh yeah
My wife makes fat jokes and my friends get mad at me
They're like "Dude, you should talk to her dude
When she makes crack about your man-boobs
You know, your moobies, you know dude?
That's just disrespectful, dude"
I'm like "Bro I don't care, I have sex with her, it's cool"
Hey, man right, that's what I think about it, it's great man
It's awesome
My friends don't get it though, they're like "Dude
You're so whipped", I'm like "Yeah!"
As you can either be whipped or you can be hand whipped, you understand?
I let things go man, I let things go, you know
Before I, before we were married
My father gave me some advice, my father
He didn't make it to see the wedding, Cancer took him
And uh, but he gave me a piece of advice that served me well
And uh, my sister's here with her fiancΓ©
And uh, I fell like I'm about to share with every man out there
Who's in a relationship or about to get married
And uh, I think it will serve you well too
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice
You can either be right, or you can be happy
You can't be both, don't even try
Look at these old timers over here, they'll tell you
They're like "Hmm"
I don't care what she says, don't argue with it, she right
You don't care, you don't care, you don't care
You simply don't care
She can tell you some stupid shi-, you know
Just stupid stuff, okay, I don't care
She can tell you that there's three planets in the solar system
And the sun revolves around the earth, go "Really?! Had no idea"
What you say you heard on Discovery Channel? I heard 'bout that, yeah
You don't care
Don't correct her, don't you correct her
You correct her, you'll see how much you really didn't care
You'll lose out on a lot of stuff, okay, like our favorite thing
'Cause happy is a good place to be on, it's a nice train
It leads to Orland, okay, right?
There's no oral on that right train, but you had to be right
Ask your woman when you're not here, ask her later on
Ask her "If she'll suck it and be wrong at the same time" uh-uh
That's never happening, is it? Girls uh-uh, not for one second
Never gonna happen
Don't correct her, you don't know what you did
You'll do something little bittie, like you know
She'll be talking to her friend, oh especially
When she's in front of her friend, oh, little bittie correction, okay
"You know, we're going to the show we're gonna leave around six"
And you can just go up to her and go "Actually baby, we're
Leaving at 5:30" "Oh, thank you"
You don't know what you just did, do you, fellas?
All you young guys do not understand what just happened?
Because you're gonna be "Ooh" later on that night
And you're gonna be like, "Hey, hey, how 'bout a little?"
"You want me to do what?" "Well, a little"
"You want me, the dumb bitch, to do that, huh?"
"Remember me earlier today, when I was the dumb bitch
And you had to correct me in front of my friend? You stupid ass
I hate you" "Suck it yourself, how 'bout that?"
You don't even know what happened, you're like, "Wha-?"
'Cause you had to be right
You don't have to be right
Had a good time, I uh
I did it 'cause you know I have a great wife
And I married way above my level, and um
When you marry above your level as a man
It's good that you know that, and by the way
I'm not the only one, I'm looking around here
There's a lot of dudes who are lucky to be
With who they are with
A lot of dudes in here who made way above their level
That's right girls, I am married
So, I'd pack up your beautiful vaginas and go home, sorry ladies
None of this sweet crank for you baby, oh yeah
My wife makes fat jokes and my friends get mad at me
They're like "Dude, you should talk to her dude
When she makes crack about your man-boobs
You know, your moobies, you know dude?
That's just disrespectful, dude"
I'm like "Bro I don't care, I have sex with her, it's cool"
Hey, man right, that's what I think about it, it's great man
It's awesome
My friends don't get it though, they're like "Dude
You're so whipped", I'm like "Yeah!"
As you can either be whipped or you can be hand whipped, you understand?
I let things go man, I let things go, you know
Before I, before we were married
My father gave me some advice, my father
He didn't make it to see the wedding, Cancer took him
And uh, but he gave me a piece of advice that served me well
And uh, my sister's here with her fiancΓ©
And uh, I fell like I'm about to share with every man out there
Who's in a relationship or about to get married
And uh, I think it will serve you well too
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice
You can either be right, or you can be happy
You can't be both, don't even try
Look at these old timers over here, they'll tell you
They're like "Hmm"
I don't care what she says, don't argue with it, she right
You don't care, you don't care, you don't care
You simply don't care
She can tell you some stupid shi-, you know
Just stupid stuff, okay, I don't care
She can tell you that there's three planets in the solar system
And the sun revolves around the earth, go "Really?! Had no idea"
What you say you heard on Discovery Channel? I heard 'bout that, yeah
You don't care
Don't correct her, don't you correct her
You correct her, you'll see how much you really didn't care
You'll lose out on a lot of stuff, okay, like our favorite thing
'Cause happy is a good place to be on, it's a nice train
It leads to Orland, okay, right?
There's no oral on that right train, but you had to be right
Ask your woman when you're not here, ask her later on
Ask her "If she'll suck it and be wrong at the same time" uh-uh
That's never happening, is it? Girls uh-uh, not for one second
Never gonna happen
Don't correct her, you don't know what you did
You'll do something little bittie, like you know
She'll be talking to her friend, oh especially
When she's in front of her friend, oh, little bittie correction, okay
"You know, we're going to the show we're gonna leave around six"
And you can just go up to her and go "Actually baby, we're
Leaving at 5:30" "Oh, thank you"
You don't know what you just did, do you, fellas?
All you young guys do not understand what just happened?
Because you're gonna be "Ooh" later on that night
And you're gonna be like, "Hey, hey, how 'bout a little?"
"You want me to do what?" "Well, a little"
"You want me, the dumb bitch, to do that, huh?"
"Remember me earlier today, when I was the dumb bitch
And you had to correct me in front of my friend? You stupid ass
I hate you" "Suck it yourself, how 'bout that?"
You don't even know what happened, you're like, "Wha-?"
'Cause you had to be right
You don't have to be right
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.47] It was good losing the weight
[00:02.26] Had a good time, I uh
[00:04.67] I did it 'cause you know I have a great wife
[00:07.21] And I married way above my level, and um
[00:11.54] When you marry above your level as a man
[00:14.32] It's good that you know that, and by the way
[00:15.97] I'm not the only one, I'm looking around here
[00:19.51] There's a lot of dudes who are lucky to be
[00:21.75] With who they are with
[00:24.88] A lot of dudes in here who made way above their level
[00:31.43] That's right girls, I am married
[00:33.29] So, I'd pack up your beautiful vaginas and go home, sorry ladies
[00:37.35] None of this sweet crank for you baby, oh yeah
[00:43.47] My wife makes fat jokes and my friends get mad at me
[00:46.61] They're like "Dude, you should talk to her dude
[00:49.28] When she makes crack about your man-boobs
[00:51.47] You know, your moobies, you know dude?
[00:57.59] That's just disrespectful, dude"
[01:00.01] I'm like "Bro I don't care, I have sex with her, it's cool"
[01:11.00] Hey, man right, that's what I think about it, it's great man
[01:21.22] It's awesome
[01:24.79] My friends don't get it though, they're like "Dude
[01:26.26] You're so whipped", I'm like "Yeah!"
[01:31.12] As you can either be whipped or you can be hand whipped, you understand?
[01:41.23] I let things go man, I let things go, you know
[01:45.65] Before I, before we were married
[01:48.40] My father gave me some advice, my father
[01:51.31] He didn't make it to see the wedding, Cancer took him
[01:54.34] And uh, but he gave me a piece of advice that served me well
[01:58.30] And uh, my sister's here with her fiancΓ©
[02:00.94] And uh, I fell like I'm about to share with every man out there
[02:05.22] Who's in a relationship or about to get married
[02:07.77] And uh, I think it will serve you well too
[02:10.61] As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice
[02:14.13] You can either be right, or you can be happy
[02:28.23] You can't be both, don't even try
[02:31.94] Look at these old timers over here, they'll tell you
[02:33.92] They're like "Hmm"
[02:38.64] I don't care what she says, don't argue with it, she right
[02:42.19] You don't care, you don't care, you don't care
[02:46.90] You simply don't care
[02:50.88] She can tell you some stupid shi-, you know
[02:53.18] Just stupid stuff, okay, I don't care
[02:59.25] She can tell you that there's three planets in the solar system
[03:01.74] And the sun revolves around the earth, go "Really?! Had no idea"
[03:11.69] What you say you heard on Discovery Channel? I heard 'bout that, yeah
[03:17.54] You don't care
[03:20.11] Don't correct her, don't you correct her
[03:26.99] You correct her, you'll see how much you really didn't care
[03:33.05] You'll lose out on a lot of stuff, okay, like our favorite thing
[03:37.32] 'Cause happy is a good place to be on, it's a nice train
[03:40.22] It leads to Orland, okay, right?
[03:44.74] There's no oral on that right train, but you had to be right
[03:48.58] Ask your woman when you're not here, ask her later on
[03:50.74] Ask her "If she'll suck it and be wrong at the same time" uh-uh
[03:55.98] That's never happening, is it? Girls uh-uh, not for one second
[04:02.94] Never gonna happen
[04:10.64] Don't correct her, you don't know what you did
[04:13.09] You'll do something little bittie, like you know
[04:15.99] She'll be talking to her friend, oh especially
[04:17.55] When she's in front of her friend, oh, little bittie correction, okay
[04:22.74] "You know, we're going to the show we're gonna leave around six"
[04:25.61] And you can just go up to her and go "Actually baby, we're
[04:27.73] Leaving at 5:30" "Oh, thank you"
[04:33.86] You don't know what you just did, do you, fellas?
[04:37.05] All you young guys do not understand what just happened?
[04:40.76] Because you're gonna be "Ooh" later on that night
[04:43.81] And you're gonna be like, "Hey, hey, how 'bout a little?"
[04:52.66] "You want me to do what?" "Well, a little"
[05:00.70] "You want me, the dumb bitch, to do that, huh?"
[05:04.09] "Remember me earlier today, when I was the dumb bitch
[05:06.06] And you had to correct me in front of my friend? You stupid ass
[05:08.38] I hate you" "Suck it yourself, how 'bout that?"
[05:15.17] You don't even know what happened, you're like, "Wha-?"
[05:18.92] 'Cause you had to be right
[05:20.92] You don't have to be right
[05:21.67]
[00:02.26] Had a good time, I uh
[00:04.67] I did it 'cause you know I have a great wife
[00:07.21] And I married way above my level, and um
[00:11.54] When you marry above your level as a man
[00:14.32] It's good that you know that, and by the way
[00:15.97] I'm not the only one, I'm looking around here
[00:19.51] There's a lot of dudes who are lucky to be
[00:21.75] With who they are with
[00:24.88] A lot of dudes in here who made way above their level
[00:31.43] That's right girls, I am married
[00:33.29] So, I'd pack up your beautiful vaginas and go home, sorry ladies
[00:37.35] None of this sweet crank for you baby, oh yeah
[00:43.47] My wife makes fat jokes and my friends get mad at me
[00:46.61] They're like "Dude, you should talk to her dude
[00:49.28] When she makes crack about your man-boobs
[00:51.47] You know, your moobies, you know dude?
[00:57.59] That's just disrespectful, dude"
[01:00.01] I'm like "Bro I don't care, I have sex with her, it's cool"
[01:11.00] Hey, man right, that's what I think about it, it's great man
[01:21.22] It's awesome
[01:24.79] My friends don't get it though, they're like "Dude
[01:26.26] You're so whipped", I'm like "Yeah!"
[01:31.12] As you can either be whipped or you can be hand whipped, you understand?
[01:41.23] I let things go man, I let things go, you know
[01:45.65] Before I, before we were married
[01:48.40] My father gave me some advice, my father
[01:51.31] He didn't make it to see the wedding, Cancer took him
[01:54.34] And uh, but he gave me a piece of advice that served me well
[01:58.30] And uh, my sister's here with her fiancΓ©
[02:00.94] And uh, I fell like I'm about to share with every man out there
[02:05.22] Who's in a relationship or about to get married
[02:07.77] And uh, I think it will serve you well too
[02:10.61] As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice
[02:14.13] You can either be right, or you can be happy
[02:28.23] You can't be both, don't even try
[02:31.94] Look at these old timers over here, they'll tell you
[02:33.92] They're like "Hmm"
[02:38.64] I don't care what she says, don't argue with it, she right
[02:42.19] You don't care, you don't care, you don't care
[02:46.90] You simply don't care
[02:50.88] She can tell you some stupid shi-, you know
[02:53.18] Just stupid stuff, okay, I don't care
[02:59.25] She can tell you that there's three planets in the solar system
[03:01.74] And the sun revolves around the earth, go "Really?! Had no idea"
[03:11.69] What you say you heard on Discovery Channel? I heard 'bout that, yeah
[03:17.54] You don't care
[03:20.11] Don't correct her, don't you correct her
[03:26.99] You correct her, you'll see how much you really didn't care
[03:33.05] You'll lose out on a lot of stuff, okay, like our favorite thing
[03:37.32] 'Cause happy is a good place to be on, it's a nice train
[03:40.22] It leads to Orland, okay, right?
[03:44.74] There's no oral on that right train, but you had to be right
[03:48.58] Ask your woman when you're not here, ask her later on
[03:50.74] Ask her "If she'll suck it and be wrong at the same time" uh-uh
[03:55.98] That's never happening, is it? Girls uh-uh, not for one second
[04:02.94] Never gonna happen
[04:10.64] Don't correct her, you don't know what you did
[04:13.09] You'll do something little bittie, like you know
[04:15.99] She'll be talking to her friend, oh especially
[04:17.55] When she's in front of her friend, oh, little bittie correction, okay
[04:22.74] "You know, we're going to the show we're gonna leave around six"
[04:25.61] And you can just go up to her and go "Actually baby, we're
[04:27.73] Leaving at 5:30" "Oh, thank you"
[04:33.86] You don't know what you just did, do you, fellas?
[04:37.05] All you young guys do not understand what just happened?
[04:40.76] Because you're gonna be "Ooh" later on that night
[04:43.81] And you're gonna be like, "Hey, hey, how 'bout a little?"
[04:52.66] "You want me to do what?" "Well, a little"
[05:00.70] "You want me, the dumb bitch, to do that, huh?"
[05:04.09] "Remember me earlier today, when I was the dumb bitch
[05:06.06] And you had to correct me in front of my friend? You stupid ass
[05:08.38] I hate you" "Suck it yourself, how 'bout that?"
[05:15.17] You don't even know what happened, you're like, "Wha-?"
[05:18.92] 'Cause you had to be right
[05:20.92] You don't have to be right
[05:21.67]