I Want My Money Back

[00:12.59] You gotta wait for the punch line
[00:16.28] I swear this one will kill you
[00:20.20] It's being thirty-something in America
[00:22.59] And running for a train that left the station without you
[00:28.96] Hold for applause
[00:32.34] And cue the laugh track
[00:35.99] Was that Pat Sajack?
[00:40.29] I'm spinning the wheel where every other space is black
[00:42.63] This shit is whack
[00:43.70] And I don't fucking
[00:44.66] I don't fucking buy that
[00:48.99] Let's build a time machine
[00:51.87] So all of the elite
[00:55.19] Can make a little bit more money
[01:00.44] This isn't how they said it would be
[01:03.60] I thought by now I'd have a robot serving me
[01:07.11] Sometimes I wanna
[01:08.89] I want to blow up everything
[01:25.61] Because you know
[01:28.92] The internet
[01:33.20] Everyone's so clever but I wonder
[01:35.33] If they ever had a single original thought between them?
[01:41.75] Is this the future?
[01:45.00] Oh man I really hope not
[01:48.42] Where is my flying car and talking robot?
[01:53.52] Maybe I'm thinking that I'm thinking too much
[01:56.75] And since I'm thinking we don't drink and laugh enough
[02:00.12] Sometimes I wanna
[02:01.86] I want to blow up everything
[02:07.10] With 401ks disappearing
[02:13.39] In a flash of smoke just like a magic act
[02:19.95] Houdini had the right idea
[02:25.78] Sneak out the back
[02:29.69] I'm thirty-something and I'm just coming clean
[02:32.75] I'm thirty-something and I'm running out of steam
[02:35.95] Sometimes I wanna
[02:38.44] I want to blow up everything
[02:43.14] This isn't how they said it would be
[02:46.04] I want my money back
[02:49.18] Sometimes I wanna
[02:51.34] I want to blow up everything
[02:56.21] Sometimes I wanna
[02:57.77] I want to blow up everything
[03:02.92] Sometimes I wanna
[03:04.72] I want to blow up everything
[03:09.54] Sometimes I wanna
[03:11.26] I really wanna
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