It's Too Fucking Early For Christmas

There's a nip
There's a nip
(A nip in the air)
But it ain't that time of year
Cause there's a method to this madness if you ain't sure
It's this crazy little thing called a calendar
It's too early for Christmas
What the fuck are you doin'?
I think you should stay focused
You still got Thanksgiving to ruin
Hell it ain't really cold yet
Maybe you need your head checked
Cause Santa's sleigh ain't on its way
So put that big dumbass wreath away
Cause it's much too fuckin' early for Christmas
Oh I know
I know that you can't wait
You think it's time and tomorrow's too late
Your head is full of eggnog, candies and sugar plums
Everything but brains cause you're actin' fuckin' dumb
It's too early for Christmas
What the fuck are you doin'?
I think you should stay focused
Ain't you got a turkey to ruin?
Don't you start fuckin' singin'
Or I may start swingin'
If Frosty came today, he's melt away
So put those ancient candy canes away
Cause it's much too fuckin' early for Christmas
It's too early for Christmas
What the fuck are you doin'?
I think you should stay focused
There's a family dinner to ruin
Put up the mistletoe after
Or I'll be your nutcracker
Because Santa's sleigh ain't on the way
And he hasn't checked that damn list once today
Cause it's much too fuckin' early for Christmas
(It's too early for Christmas)
Too fuckin' early for Christmas
(It's too early for Christmas)
Too fuckin' early
Too fuckin' early