Naughty Cal
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Naughty Cal, Bongo and Tokey got tired a' livin on land.
So the 3 amigos took an undersea trip and never were seen again.
Started out alright and made a couple a' miles til they spotted a watering hole.
They had their wits about them until they were served a bottomless Scorpio.
Naughty Cal and his pals riding the waves for somewhere,
High and low, they blew all their dough, and ended up nowhere.
Tokey said 'Hey! I got an idea...that is if you're not yellow.'
Across the street, something sweet, an underwater bordellough [SP?! No idea...]
Tokey took em to the Sea Horse Whorehouse for a little spin,
Bongo chose himself a pretty prawn, Cal preferred a dolphin.
Bongo the stoned crab got high as a kite til he fell and cracked his shell.
Tokey was lost in a maze all night cause he screwed away his sense of smell.
Naughty Cal and his pals riding the waves for somewhere,
High and low, they blew all their dough, and ended up nowhere.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
I said La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Pulled their shit together, cleaned themselves all up and set out on their way,
They heard some talk about buried treasure down in Mango Bay.
But a big bad orca and a scary octopus were guarding the riverbed,
'Fore you knew it, the fun was over, cause Bongo and Tokey were dead.
I guess it seems that everybody's looking to find their own paradise
But it ain't on Earth, it's up there in Heaven
Someday we're all gonna die.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Yeah La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Come on everybody...
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Pass that bong over here...
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Yeah...*crazy laughter*
So the 3 amigos took an undersea trip and never were seen again.
Started out alright and made a couple a' miles til they spotted a watering hole.
They had their wits about them until they were served a bottomless Scorpio.
Naughty Cal and his pals riding the waves for somewhere,
High and low, they blew all their dough, and ended up nowhere.
Tokey said 'Hey! I got an idea...that is if you're not yellow.'
Across the street, something sweet, an underwater bordellough [SP?! No idea...]
Tokey took em to the Sea Horse Whorehouse for a little spin,
Bongo chose himself a pretty prawn, Cal preferred a dolphin.
Bongo the stoned crab got high as a kite til he fell and cracked his shell.
Tokey was lost in a maze all night cause he screwed away his sense of smell.
Naughty Cal and his pals riding the waves for somewhere,
High and low, they blew all their dough, and ended up nowhere.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
I said La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Pulled their shit together, cleaned themselves all up and set out on their way,
They heard some talk about buried treasure down in Mango Bay.
But a big bad orca and a scary octopus were guarding the riverbed,
'Fore you knew it, the fun was over, cause Bongo and Tokey were dead.
I guess it seems that everybody's looking to find their own paradise
But it ain't on Earth, it's up there in Heaven
Someday we're all gonna die.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Yeah La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Come on everybody...
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Pass that bong over here...
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Yeah...*crazy laughter*