Human Stuff

Ariel: Scuttle!!!
Scuttle: Mermaid off the port bow! Ariel! How ya doin kid? Woah! What a swim!
Ariel: Scuttle look what we found! -shows a fork-
Scuttle: More human stuff eh? Lemme see!
Flounder: Can you tell us what it's for?
Scuttle: Oh yes! This is very very unusual?
Ariel: What? What is it?
Scuttle: It's... A Dinglehopper!
Ariel: A Dinglehopper!
Scuttle: Oh these babies are fantabulous! Absolutely indispensary! See humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out, just a twirl here, and a YANK there, and violey! You got an estecically pleasing configuration of hair, that humans go NUTS over! -music begins- When it comes to dinglehoppers, I'm your regular encyclPOOdia!
Scuttle: Say that you wanna have a hair do like the folks who live up there do that'll flap their wigs!
Gulls: flop their wigs! Flap! AWK!
Scuttle: well ya look absolutely dandy if ya use one of these handy lil thing ma jigs
Gulls: Thinga ma bobs! Jigs! Bobs! AWKKK!
Scuttle: pick up the Dinglehopper just like so. Twirl it the way I'm twirling now-------- give it a little yank! And there ya go! Your what they call the dogs