Merc Man

[00:21.10] Larry got a job as a soda jerk
[00:24.62] He worked five days, bought a 55 Merc
[00:27.80] He raised it in the front
[00:29.61] He lowered in the back
[00:31.43] And now the girls just call him Mercury Jack
[00:34.51] He's the Merc man
[00:36.63] How do you do?
[00:38.46] (Merc man)
[00:40.50] That's who
[00:41.82] (Merc man)
[00:43.13] He likes to cruise around
[00:45.26] (Merc man)
[00:46.53] He's got his coolness down
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[00:55.56] Saturday night Larry's in the valley dancin'
[00:58.60] He looks across the room and spots some black stretch pants
[01:01.89] And she got legs that go clear up to the rafters
[01:05.35] A pair of nocturnal fantasy hips
[01:08.98] He knew right away what he was after
[01:12.39] And when she looked his way and moistened her lips
[01:15.26] He said, "I'm the Merc man"
[01:18.15] How do you do?
[01:19.74] (Merc man)
[01:21.84] That's who
[01:22.84] (Merc man)
[01:24.29] He likes to cruise around
[01:26.54] (Merc man)
[01:27.81] He's got his coolness down
[01:30.22]
[01:50.88] Larry's pulse quickened as she crossed the floor
[01:53.93] He backed up slowly and pulled her to the door
[01:57.62] She said "yes" with her x-ray eyes
[02:00.75] She walked up to him, and he just sighed
[02:04.16] I'm the Merc man
[02:06.27] How do you do?
[02:07.80] (Merc man)
[02:09.88] That's who
[02:11.43] Merc man
[02:12.73] He likes to cruise around
[02:14.89] (Merc man)
[02:15.99] He's got his coolness down
[02:18.03]
[02:25.11] (Merc man)
[02:28.51] (Merc man)
[02:31.97] (Merc man)
[02:33.73] How do you do?
[02:35.67] (Merc man)
[02:37.42] Well, that's who
[02:39.05] (Merc man)
[02:42.46] (Merc man)
[02:45.88] (Merc man)
[02:46.98] He likes to cruise around
[02:49.27] (Merc man)
[02:50.07] 'Cause he's got his coolness down
[02:52.67] (Merc man)
[02:54.53] How do you do?
[02:56.11] (Merc man)
[02:58.15] That's who
[02:59.45] (Merc man)
[03:02.99] (Merc man)
[03:05.75] 'Cause he's the Merc man
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