The Contest
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โฑ๏ธ 3:39 duration
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๐ Lyrics
I am Adolfo Pirelli
The king of the barbers, the barber of kings
E buon giorno, good day
I blow you a kiss
And I, the so famous Pirelli
I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say
My elixir is piss!
Who says this?
I do
I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd of Fleet Street
I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir and I say to you
That it's nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink
Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings
Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity
Than any street mountebank
You hear this foolish man?
Now please, you will see 'ow he will-a regret-a his-a folly!
Who's for a free shave?
Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours!
The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!
Now signorini, signori, we mix-a the lather
But first-a you gather around
Signorini, signori, you looking a man
Who had-a the glory to shave-a the pope
Mister Sweeney, whoever, I beg-a the pardon
He'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal, nope!
It was-a the pope!
To shave-a the face
To cut-a the hair
Require the grace
Require the flare
For if-a you slip
You nick the skin
You clip-a the chin
You rip-a the lip a bit beyond-a repair
To shave-a the face
Or even a part
Without it-a smart
Require the heart
Not just-a the flash
It take-a panache
It take-a the passion for the art
To shave-a the face
To trim-a the beard
To make-a the bristle
Clean like a whistle
This is from early infancy
The talent give to me by God
It take-a the skill
It take-a the brains
It take-a the will
To take-a the pains
It take-a the pace
It take-a the grace
The winner, is Todd!
The king of the barbers, the barber of kings
E buon giorno, good day
I blow you a kiss
And I, the so famous Pirelli
I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say
My elixir is piss!
Who says this?
I do
I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd of Fleet Street
I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir and I say to you
That it's nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink
Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings
Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity
Than any street mountebank
You hear this foolish man?
Now please, you will see 'ow he will-a regret-a his-a folly!
Who's for a free shave?
Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours!
The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!
Now signorini, signori, we mix-a the lather
But first-a you gather around
Signorini, signori, you looking a man
Who had-a the glory to shave-a the pope
Mister Sweeney, whoever, I beg-a the pardon
He'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal, nope!
It was-a the pope!
To shave-a the face
To cut-a the hair
Require the grace
Require the flare
For if-a you slip
You nick the skin
You clip-a the chin
You rip-a the lip a bit beyond-a repair
To shave-a the face
Or even a part
Without it-a smart
Require the heart
Not just-a the flash
It take-a panache
It take-a the passion for the art
To shave-a the face
To trim-a the beard
To make-a the bristle
Clean like a whistle
This is from early infancy
The talent give to me by God
It take-a the skill
It take-a the brains
It take-a the will
To take-a the pains
It take-a the pace
It take-a the grace
The winner, is Todd!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.04] I am Adolfo Pirelli
[00:03.20] The king of the barbers, the barber of kings
[00:05.40] E buon giorno, good day
[00:07.01] I blow you a kiss
[00:09.32] And I, the so famous Pirelli
[00:12.43] I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say
[00:16.60] My elixir is piss!
[00:19.69] Who says this?
[00:22.57] I do
[00:25.95] I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd of Fleet Street
[00:29.80] I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir and I say to you
[00:34.03] That it's nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink
[00:41.04] Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings
[00:46.06] Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity
[00:50.89] Than any street mountebank
[00:53.48] You hear this foolish man?
[00:56.20] Now please, you will see 'ow he will-a regret-a his-a folly!
[01:02.19] Who's for a free shave?
[01:05.96] Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
[01:08.44] Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours!
[01:16.59] The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!
[01:22.52]
[01:38.79] Now signorini, signori, we mix-a the lather
[01:41.43] But first-a you gather around
[01:42.90] Signorini, signori, you looking a man
[01:45.26] Who had-a the glory to shave-a the pope
[01:47.39] Mister Sweeney, whoever, I beg-a the pardon
[01:49.87] He'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal, nope!
[01:53.89] It was-a the pope!
[01:58.04] To shave-a the face
[02:00.60] To cut-a the hair
[02:03.01] Require the grace
[02:05.79] Require the flare
[02:07.91] For if-a you slip
[02:09.33] You nick the skin
[02:10.60] You clip-a the chin
[02:11.73] You rip-a the lip a bit beyond-a repair
[02:16.16] To shave-a the face
[02:19.11] Or even a part
[02:21.43] Without it-a smart
[02:23.72] Require the heart
[02:26.55] Not just-a the flash
[02:29.32] It take-a panache
[02:31.56] It take-a the passion for the art
[02:36.60] To shave-a the face
[02:39.19] To trim-a the beard
[02:41.85] To make-a the bristle
[02:43.88] Clean like a whistle
[02:45.69] This is from early infancy
[02:48.55] The talent give to me by God
[02:58.64] It take-a the skill
[03:00.84] It take-a the brains
[03:03.04] It take-a the will
[03:05.34] To take-a the pains
[03:09.58] It take-a the pace
[03:11.84] It take-a the grace
[03:22.71] The winner, is Todd!
[03:25.11]
[00:03.20] The king of the barbers, the barber of kings
[00:05.40] E buon giorno, good day
[00:07.01] I blow you a kiss
[00:09.32] And I, the so famous Pirelli
[00:12.43] I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say
[00:16.60] My elixir is piss!
[00:19.69] Who says this?
[00:22.57] I do
[00:25.95] I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd of Fleet Street
[00:29.80] I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir and I say to you
[00:34.03] That it's nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink
[00:41.04] Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings
[00:46.06] Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity
[00:50.89] Than any street mountebank
[00:53.48] You hear this foolish man?
[00:56.20] Now please, you will see 'ow he will-a regret-a his-a folly!
[01:02.19] Who's for a free shave?
[01:05.96] Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
[01:08.44] Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours!
[01:16.59] The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!
[01:22.52]
[01:38.79] Now signorini, signori, we mix-a the lather
[01:41.43] But first-a you gather around
[01:42.90] Signorini, signori, you looking a man
[01:45.26] Who had-a the glory to shave-a the pope
[01:47.39] Mister Sweeney, whoever, I beg-a the pardon
[01:49.87] He'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal, nope!
[01:53.89] It was-a the pope!
[01:58.04] To shave-a the face
[02:00.60] To cut-a the hair
[02:03.01] Require the grace
[02:05.79] Require the flare
[02:07.91] For if-a you slip
[02:09.33] You nick the skin
[02:10.60] You clip-a the chin
[02:11.73] You rip-a the lip a bit beyond-a repair
[02:16.16] To shave-a the face
[02:19.11] Or even a part
[02:21.43] Without it-a smart
[02:23.72] Require the heart
[02:26.55] Not just-a the flash
[02:29.32] It take-a panache
[02:31.56] It take-a the passion for the art
[02:36.60] To shave-a the face
[02:39.19] To trim-a the beard
[02:41.85] To make-a the bristle
[02:43.88] Clean like a whistle
[02:45.69] This is from early infancy
[02:48.55] The talent give to me by God
[02:58.64] It take-a the skill
[03:00.84] It take-a the brains
[03:03.04] It take-a the will
[03:05.34] To take-a the pains
[03:09.58] It take-a the pace
[03:11.84] It take-a the grace
[03:22.71] The winner, is Todd!
[03:25.11]