Holy Horseshit Batman
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โฑ๏ธ 3:41 duration
๐ ID: 22172827
๐ Lyrics
She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Ma'am"
I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine.
So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing questions or am I just another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"
Maybe I would be a fool to think.
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
Now I've never been religious,
I'm just a big fan of logistics.
And if it makes sense then I'm all for it.
I even pray if the situation calls for it.
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles,
I try to answer without sounding satirical.
I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts.
Maybe I would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
{Instrumental}
Maybe I would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
Maybe I would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine.
So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing questions or am I just another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"
Maybe I would be a fool to think.
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
Now I've never been religious,
I'm just a big fan of logistics.
And if it makes sense then I'm all for it.
I even pray if the situation calls for it.
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles,
I try to answer without sounding satirical.
I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts.
Maybe I would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
{Instrumental}
Maybe I would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
Maybe I would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.60] She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Ma'am"
[00:14.99] I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program
[00:19.95] You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
[00:24.08] Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine.
[00:29.19] So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
[00:34.15] But am I wrong for posing questions or am I just another lost soul searching?
[00:38.24] Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
[00:43.34] I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"
[00:48.34] Maybe I would be a fool to think.
[00:53.44] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[00:59.58] What good would it be to pray for me?
[01:02.54] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[01:11.61] Now I've never been religious,
[01:14.78] I'm just a big fan of logistics.
[01:16.72] And if it makes sense then I'm all for it.
[01:19.82] I even pray if the situation calls for it.
[01:21.84] Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles,
[01:23.96] I try to answer without sounding satirical.
[01:25.97] I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
[01:32.09] So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
[01:39.18] But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
[01:42.22] So does God have a favourite brand?
[01:44.32] And for that matter, is he even a man?
[01:47.38] And will I go to hell for even saying that?
[01:49.38] Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts.
[01:51.40] Maybe I would be a fool to think,
[01:56.50] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[02:00.56] What good would it be to pray for me?
[02:05.63] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[02:11.66] {Instrumental}
[02:45.82] Maybe I would be a fool to think,
[02:50.95] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[02:56.45] What good would it be to pray for me?
[03:00.58] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[03:06.67] Maybe I would be a fool to think,
[03:10.76] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[03:14.77] What good would it be to pray for me?
[03:19.86] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[03:34.92]
[00:14.99] I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program
[00:19.95] You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
[00:24.08] Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine.
[00:29.19] So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
[00:34.15] But am I wrong for posing questions or am I just another lost soul searching?
[00:38.24] Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
[00:43.34] I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"
[00:48.34] Maybe I would be a fool to think.
[00:53.44] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[00:59.58] What good would it be to pray for me?
[01:02.54] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[01:11.61] Now I've never been religious,
[01:14.78] I'm just a big fan of logistics.
[01:16.72] And if it makes sense then I'm all for it.
[01:19.82] I even pray if the situation calls for it.
[01:21.84] Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles,
[01:23.96] I try to answer without sounding satirical.
[01:25.97] I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
[01:32.09] So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
[01:39.18] But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
[01:42.22] So does God have a favourite brand?
[01:44.32] And for that matter, is he even a man?
[01:47.38] And will I go to hell for even saying that?
[01:49.38] Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts.
[01:51.40] Maybe I would be a fool to think,
[01:56.50] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[02:00.56] What good would it be to pray for me?
[02:05.63] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[02:11.66] {Instrumental}
[02:45.82] Maybe I would be a fool to think,
[02:50.95] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[02:56.45] What good would it be to pray for me?
[03:00.58] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[03:06.67] Maybe I would be a fool to think,
[03:10.76] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
[03:14.77] What good would it be to pray for me?
[03:19.86] You won't save me, don't pray for me.
[03:34.92]