(Might as Well) Go to Hell

Scene three
Monk's evil tower
It's dark and it's dank
The floor is covered with rats and feces
Helvetica sits at the window overlooking the moon
I'm in a tower with rats and some feces
The man I adore is so close and yet so far
If he were here, I would say "Don't release me"
My heart is one big scar
Cause I'm the stupid charming wench who betrayed you, baby
I'm right where I oughta be
Tell 'em the rats in here ate me
History's paved with the hearts of the stupid
Heaven is saved for the souls who have no sin
I thought I was brave when I said hey to Cupid
But I won't do that again
Cause now I'll never have a friend or lover
And maybe I oughta go
Maybe I might as well go to hell
Might as well
Might as well go to hell
Might as well
Might as well go to hell
My mama told me that hell was a bad place
With no pretty kitties to cuddle when you're low
When I am dead, I will sure miss your cat face
But I goofed up and I know
I will never leave medieval death row
So maybe I oughta go
Maybe I might as well go to hell
Might as well
Might as well go to hell
Rats, sing with me
Might as well
Might as well go
Might as well go to hell
Might as well
Might as well go
Might as well go to hell (ooh)
I wanna die
But should I try
To kill myself?
I don't know
To be or not to be me
I've gotta do it
Helvetica bends the bars
Steps out onto the ledge, and prepares to jump
Wee! I'm flying!
Helvetica soars over the town of Schlimmer
Goodbye rats! Goodbye feces!
Hello Schlimmer!
Oh it's beautiful
But it's not real
I'm still in my tower
I have betrayed you, my beautiful hamlet
And when I say hamlet, I'm talking 'bout my town
Cause there are two meanings of the word hamlet
Maybe I oughta drown
Or put my body in the ground
Cause I let everybody down
I'm just a crying clown
Wearing a painted frown
I hear a scary sound
It's a three headed hound
Downed with a brown round crown
In hell
Might as well
Come and get me satan
(Might as well go, might as well go to hell)
I wanna be with you
(Might as well)
I want your horns inside me
(Might as well go, might as well go to hell)
I wanna live with you
(Might as well, might as well go)
In hell!
(Might as well go, might as well, ooh)
Go to hell