That's A Fucking Ugly Baby
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๐ Lyrics
(Da doo da doo)
Got a call (got a call)
From a friend (from a friend)
His wife had given birth and was on the mend
I went down (he went down)
For the week (for the week)
He showed me 'round the house and finally to the nursery
But as I approached, I saw this look in his eyes
And when I peeked inside I knew exactly why cause
That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Its eyes are lookin' crazy (both of 'em are lazy)
It's all wrinkly and wrong and its ears are too plump
Are we sure she pushed it out and didn't find it in a swamp?
Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Saw my friend (saw my friend)
He looked sad (he looked sad)
And in my head I was strugglin' to do all the crazy math
Know my friend (know my friend)
Know his wife (know his wife)
How could you put these two together and get strange alien life?
My friend said hey, it's not that bad is it?
But I took another look and said I could no longer visit cause
That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Its skin is weird and hazy (a blurry, blurry baby)
It looks like some old moldy bread that's been left out for years
Then it bared a full set of teeth at me and I discovered a new fear
Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
And I ran out of that house
And should have found someone to call
Cause if we don't do somethin' soon
That thing will grow and kill us all
That's a fuckin' ugly baby
It must eat like an octapus
No I don't that if that true
But if you see it in the wild
Don't let that thing get hold of you
Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Such a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Got a call (got a call)
From a friend (from a friend)
His wife had given birth and was on the mend
I went down (he went down)
For the week (for the week)
He showed me 'round the house and finally to the nursery
But as I approached, I saw this look in his eyes
And when I peeked inside I knew exactly why cause
That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Its eyes are lookin' crazy (both of 'em are lazy)
It's all wrinkly and wrong and its ears are too plump
Are we sure she pushed it out and didn't find it in a swamp?
Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Saw my friend (saw my friend)
He looked sad (he looked sad)
And in my head I was strugglin' to do all the crazy math
Know my friend (know my friend)
Know his wife (know his wife)
How could you put these two together and get strange alien life?
My friend said hey, it's not that bad is it?
But I took another look and said I could no longer visit cause
That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Its skin is weird and hazy (a blurry, blurry baby)
It looks like some old moldy bread that's been left out for years
Then it bared a full set of teeth at me and I discovered a new fear
Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
And I ran out of that house
And should have found someone to call
Cause if we don't do somethin' soon
That thing will grow and kill us all
That's a fuckin' ugly baby
It must eat like an octapus
No I don't that if that true
But if you see it in the wild
Don't let that thing get hold of you
Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
Such a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.72] (Da doo da doo)
[00:08.59] Got a call (got a call)
[00:10.83] From a friend (from a friend)
[00:14.15] His wife had given birth and was on the mend
[00:18.95] I went down (he went down)
[00:21.69] For the week (for the week)
[00:24.54] He showed me 'round the house and finally to the nursery
[00:32.02] But as I approached, I saw this look in his eyes
[00:35.94] And when I peeked inside I knew exactly why cause
[00:40.01] That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[00:45.59] Its eyes are lookin' crazy (both of 'em are lazy)
[00:51.08] It's all wrinkly and wrong and its ears are too plump
[00:56.53] Are we sure she pushed it out and didn't find it in a swamp?
[01:00.93] Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[01:11.43] Saw my friend (saw my friend)
[01:14.21] He looked sad (he looked sad)
[01:17.40] And in my head I was strugglin' to do all the crazy math
[01:22.01] Know my friend (know my friend)
[01:24.74] Know his wife (know his wife)
[01:27.97] How could you put these two together and get strange alien life?
[01:32.65] My friend said hey, it's not that bad is it?
[01:38.12] But I took another look and said I could no longer visit cause
[01:43.12] That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[01:48.79] Its skin is weird and hazy (a blurry, blurry baby)
[01:53.99] It looks like some old moldy bread that's been left out for years
[01:59.11] Then it bared a full set of teeth at me and I discovered a new fear
[02:03.84] Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[02:09.66] And I ran out of that house
[02:11.97] And should have found someone to call
[02:14.79] Cause if we don't do somethin' soon
[02:17.53] That thing will grow and kill us all
[02:22.48] That's a fuckin' ugly baby
[02:30.68] It must eat like an octapus
[02:32.97] No I don't that if that true
[02:35.43] But if you see it in the wild
[02:37.83] Don't let that thing get hold of you
[02:40.44] Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[02:45.97] Such a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[02:52.06]
[00:08.59] Got a call (got a call)
[00:10.83] From a friend (from a friend)
[00:14.15] His wife had given birth and was on the mend
[00:18.95] I went down (he went down)
[00:21.69] For the week (for the week)
[00:24.54] He showed me 'round the house and finally to the nursery
[00:32.02] But as I approached, I saw this look in his eyes
[00:35.94] And when I peeked inside I knew exactly why cause
[00:40.01] That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[00:45.59] Its eyes are lookin' crazy (both of 'em are lazy)
[00:51.08] It's all wrinkly and wrong and its ears are too plump
[00:56.53] Are we sure she pushed it out and didn't find it in a swamp?
[01:00.93] Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[01:11.43] Saw my friend (saw my friend)
[01:14.21] He looked sad (he looked sad)
[01:17.40] And in my head I was strugglin' to do all the crazy math
[01:22.01] Know my friend (know my friend)
[01:24.74] Know his wife (know his wife)
[01:27.97] How could you put these two together and get strange alien life?
[01:32.65] My friend said hey, it's not that bad is it?
[01:38.12] But I took another look and said I could no longer visit cause
[01:43.12] That's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[01:48.79] Its skin is weird and hazy (a blurry, blurry baby)
[01:53.99] It looks like some old moldy bread that's been left out for years
[01:59.11] Then it bared a full set of teeth at me and I discovered a new fear
[02:03.84] Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[02:09.66] And I ran out of that house
[02:11.97] And should have found someone to call
[02:14.79] Cause if we don't do somethin' soon
[02:17.53] That thing will grow and kill us all
[02:22.48] That's a fuckin' ugly baby
[02:30.68] It must eat like an octapus
[02:32.97] No I don't that if that true
[02:35.43] But if you see it in the wild
[02:37.83] Don't let that thing get hold of you
[02:40.44] Cause it's a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[02:45.97] Such a fuckin' ugly baby (a fuckin' ugly baby)
[02:52.06]