Capt's Log: The S.S. Manatee
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Captain's Log, day
0900 hours, aquatic standard time
Fair seas as we left port today
And after a brief Delay
To repair the damage from the
400 bottles Of Ciroc
That I smashed over the bow
We were off
And to think, just a few months ago I was
Just having a regular day on my volcano
Vigorously copulating with an Italian sorbet heiress
I met by running down the beach
With a road flare held aloft
As I recall, it was sometime between our
11th and 12th consecutive bout of torrential lovemaking
That she whispered to me an old family legend
The tale of an ancient island city
Where the kush grew taller than the treetops
Where every whip was foreign
And every man, woman, and child had an iced-out Roley
But one day, their women became too thicc
And the island sank into the sea
But some say they still live down there
At the bottom
When I heard this, I helicoptered straight to Ferrari headquarters
And there we sketched out the blueprints
For what would become
The world's finest custom luxury submersible
While Camilla and I had our twelfth episode of great sex on the desk
And today, as I look upon this magnificent vessel
My heart isn't the only thing that swells with pride
This is Captain Scoochie Boochie of the S.S. Manatee
And I will find the lost city of Atlantits
0900 hours, aquatic standard time
Fair seas as we left port today
And after a brief Delay
To repair the damage from the
400 bottles Of Ciroc
That I smashed over the bow
We were off
And to think, just a few months ago I was
Just having a regular day on my volcano
Vigorously copulating with an Italian sorbet heiress
I met by running down the beach
With a road flare held aloft
As I recall, it was sometime between our
11th and 12th consecutive bout of torrential lovemaking
That she whispered to me an old family legend
The tale of an ancient island city
Where the kush grew taller than the treetops
Where every whip was foreign
And every man, woman, and child had an iced-out Roley
But one day, their women became too thicc
And the island sank into the sea
But some say they still live down there
At the bottom
When I heard this, I helicoptered straight to Ferrari headquarters
And there we sketched out the blueprints
For what would become
The world's finest custom luxury submersible
While Camilla and I had our twelfth episode of great sex on the desk
And today, as I look upon this magnificent vessel
My heart isn't the only thing that swells with pride
This is Captain Scoochie Boochie of the S.S. Manatee
And I will find the lost city of Atlantits
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.08] Captain's Log, day
[00:01.77] 0900 hours, aquatic standard time
[00:05.39] Fair seas as we left port today
[00:07.31] And after a brief Delay
[00:08.60] To repair the damage from the
[00:09.92] 400 bottles Of Ciroc
[00:11.39] That I smashed over the bow
[00:12.66] We were off
[00:13.12] And to think, just a few months ago I was
[00:16.34] Just having a regular day on my volcano
[00:18.65] Vigorously copulating with an Italian sorbet heiress
[00:21.90] I met by running down the beach
[00:23.21] With a road flare held aloft
[00:26.24] As I recall, it was sometime between our
[00:29.50] 11th and 12th consecutive bout of torrential lovemaking
[00:33.44] That she whispered to me an old family legend
[00:36.52] The tale of an ancient island city
[00:39.57] Where the kush grew taller than the treetops
[00:42.71] Where every whip was foreign
[00:44.73] And every man, woman, and child had an iced-out Roley
[00:49.82] But one day, their women became too thicc
[00:54.43] And the island sank into the sea
[00:58.11] But some say they still live down there
[01:01.14] At the bottom
[01:04.58] When I heard this, I helicoptered straight to Ferrari headquarters
[01:08.01] And there we sketched out the blueprints
[01:09.98] For what would become
[01:10.09] The world's finest custom luxury submersible
[01:14.95] While Camilla and I had our twelfth episode of great sex on the desk
[01:19.44] And today, as I look upon this magnificent vessel
[01:21.10] My heart isn't the only thing that swells with pride
[01:26.24] This is Captain Scoochie Boochie of the S.S. Manatee
[01:31.41] And I will find the lost city of Atlantits
[01:33.39]
[00:01.77] 0900 hours, aquatic standard time
[00:05.39] Fair seas as we left port today
[00:07.31] And after a brief Delay
[00:08.60] To repair the damage from the
[00:09.92] 400 bottles Of Ciroc
[00:11.39] That I smashed over the bow
[00:12.66] We were off
[00:13.12] And to think, just a few months ago I was
[00:16.34] Just having a regular day on my volcano
[00:18.65] Vigorously copulating with an Italian sorbet heiress
[00:21.90] I met by running down the beach
[00:23.21] With a road flare held aloft
[00:26.24] As I recall, it was sometime between our
[00:29.50] 11th and 12th consecutive bout of torrential lovemaking
[00:33.44] That she whispered to me an old family legend
[00:36.52] The tale of an ancient island city
[00:39.57] Where the kush grew taller than the treetops
[00:42.71] Where every whip was foreign
[00:44.73] And every man, woman, and child had an iced-out Roley
[00:49.82] But one day, their women became too thicc
[00:54.43] And the island sank into the sea
[00:58.11] But some say they still live down there
[01:01.14] At the bottom
[01:04.58] When I heard this, I helicoptered straight to Ferrari headquarters
[01:08.01] And there we sketched out the blueprints
[01:09.98] For what would become
[01:10.09] The world's finest custom luxury submersible
[01:14.95] While Camilla and I had our twelfth episode of great sex on the desk
[01:19.44] And today, as I look upon this magnificent vessel
[01:21.10] My heart isn't the only thing that swells with pride
[01:26.24] This is Captain Scoochie Boochie of the S.S. Manatee
[01:31.41] And I will find the lost city of Atlantits
[01:33.39]