I'm The Guy

[00:11.78] I'm the guy who lurks
[00:28.03] In the heart of every man
[00:34.39] I'm the creepy jerk
[00:39.75] Dressed up like your dearest friend
[00:46.13] I am Jonah's whale flying friendly sail
[00:53.37] I'm the mind you're living in
[00:58.77] I - I'm the guy
[01:15.05] I'm the guy who thinks
[01:22.26] Of the press and interviews
[01:28.56] Like to walk a mile
[01:34.95] In God's favorite running shoes
[01:40.36] If you specify who has made you cry
[01:47.52] Who can give the suicidal blues
[01:52.09] I - I'm the guy
[02:02.93] I'm the one you can't get free
[02:08.35] I will always be
[02:11.94] Like a wolf that's at your door
[02:16.48] What your women wants is me
[02:20.93] I'm the one she's waited for
[02:25.52] She's waited for
[02:39.94] I'm the one eyed jack
[02:47.20] I'm the one you can't ignore
[02:52.68] Just give me somethin' better than that
[02:58.97] I'm the guy who wants more and more
[03:03.42] And more and more and more
[03:06.13] And then when I'm through
[03:08.82] You'll be turned into
[03:11.51] An emotional vegetable
[03:16.19] 'Cause I - I'm the guy
[03:27.81] I'll tell you how great you are
[03:32.33] You're the best by far
[03:35.97] You're a drop dead centerfold
[03:40.55] That girl ain't nothin' - you're the star
[03:45.02] And your life will be controlled
[03:50.42] It'll be controlled by me
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