Skivilicious (Feat. Greebo)

I guess, she said
"Gonna meet you down at the big boy shed now"
I couldn't tell you I was hardy
'Cept the part it states to be a fool
They drool, so cool! Did I stall to mention my swimming pool?
It doesn't have a lifeguard but there's a sign up saying
No running
No bombing
Heavy petting's ok when you see the rum coming
Wading in the shallow end too long but I'm still drowning

I guess you don't know if I'm gonna see you down at the 50p machine
It's so keen to treat 'em mean
Woke up and smoke a tree I walk up with some beans and toast
Up pops the toaster comin' up like, holy trouser!
I'm Mario, you're about to, emulate me in your browser
I'm looking for the Princess but I don't know where you house her
I'm ready, I'm steady, your bombs drop and I'm teaching already
Wading in the shallow end too long but I'm still drowning

Two, three, four

I guess, she said
"Steeze but boy you mess with my head"
Footsteps in cement that I'm too trashed to tread
Bought a patty but I didn't pay
Smoked a watty, now I'm on my way
A cowboy with trainers and trains
Stains on my blue jeans, Black Grape KA
But every dog has its day

When it's mine I'll paint the whole world grey
Tweaking off Fluoxetine
Melodramatic petulant post teens
I said do you know what love even means?
She said, "you send me shit memes, not in your dreams"
She adjusted her smile, ordered a Guinness
Picked at her nail polish and said we were finished