Beelz
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 22578613
๐ Lyrics
I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(menacing voice)
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
My name is Satan!
Hi, everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
I'm Satan!
Woo hoo!
Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
And then I'll make a toast to me:
Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
My name is Satan!
Ah haa!
To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
I'm in every Zeppelin album,
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
I'm Satan.
(Charlie Daniels impersonation)
Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
Six, six, six!
Satan!
... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
(menacing voice)
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
My name is Satan!
Hi, everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
I'm Satan!
Woo hoo!
Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
And then I'll make a toast to me:
Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
My name is Satan!
Ah haa!
To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
I'm in every Zeppelin album,
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
I'm Satan.
(Charlie Daniels impersonation)
Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
Six, six, six!
Satan!
... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.11] I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time.
[00:13.50]
[00:20.07] (menacing voice)
[00:22.41] Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
[00:25.46] To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
[00:29.38] I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
[00:33.49] I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
[00:36.18] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[00:36.71] My name is Satan!
[00:40.63] Hi, everybody!
[00:45.31] Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
[00:48.78]
[00:51.61] My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
[00:57.58] My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
[01:02.00] I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
[01:04.96] And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
[01:06.86] And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
[01:08.65] I'm Satan!
[01:12.05] Woo hoo!
[01:14.59] Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
[01:17.72] My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
[01:21.22] I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
[01:26.03] Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
[01:28.58] Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
[01:30.53] And then I'll make a toast to me:
[01:33.00] Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
[01:40.62] My name is Satan!
[01:44.23] Ah haa!
[01:46.58] To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
[01:50.07] And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
[01:56.75] I'm in every Zeppelin album,
[01:59.99] I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
[02:01.93] I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
[02:08.67] And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
[02:13.06] Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
[02:14.75] And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
[02:16.84] I'm Satan.
[02:18.15] (Charlie Daniels impersonation)
[02:18.84] Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
[02:21.90] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[02:22.47] This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
[02:29.57] Six, six, six!
[02:32.30]
[02:36.41] Satan!
[02:38.73]
[02:41.98] ... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
[02:49.64]
[00:13.50]
[00:20.07] (menacing voice)
[00:22.41] Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
[00:25.46] To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
[00:29.38] I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
[00:33.49] I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
[00:36.18] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[00:36.71] My name is Satan!
[00:40.63] Hi, everybody!
[00:45.31] Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
[00:48.78]
[00:51.61] My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
[00:57.58] My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
[01:02.00] I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
[01:04.96] And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
[01:06.86] And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
[01:08.65] I'm Satan!
[01:12.05] Woo hoo!
[01:14.59] Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
[01:17.72] My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
[01:21.22] I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
[01:26.03] Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
[01:28.58] Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
[01:30.53] And then I'll make a toast to me:
[01:33.00] Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
[01:40.62] My name is Satan!
[01:44.23] Ah haa!
[01:46.58] To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
[01:50.07] And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
[01:56.75] I'm in every Zeppelin album,
[01:59.99] I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
[02:01.93] I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
[02:08.67] And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
[02:13.06] Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
[02:14.75] And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
[02:16.84] I'm Satan.
[02:18.15] (Charlie Daniels impersonation)
[02:18.84] Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
[02:21.90] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[02:22.47] This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
[02:29.57] Six, six, six!
[02:32.30]
[02:36.41] Satan!
[02:38.73]
[02:41.98] ... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
[02:49.64]