If These Dogs Could Talk Feat. Brandy Clark
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๐ Lyrics
There's a three-legged beagle
Who lays there spread eagle
On the driveway outside Patti's trailer
He looks like he's sleepin'
But he knows she's dealin'
And that she's been bonin' the neighbor
There's a mean little poodle we call Cranky Doodle
Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley
He'll take to the grave that her husband is gay
'Cause Doodle likes chewin' his panties
If these dogs could talk
They'd sure tell on you
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
They dig up your secrets
They know all your trash
The tales they could tell
The tongues they could wag
God knows what they'd say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
There's a brown mutt named Patience
She's always waitin'
For scraps outside of the diner
When Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain
A hamburger steak always finds her
He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
But everyone needs a best friend
She may be blind, but she sees him just fine
And don't care what they say about him
If these dogs could talk
They'd sure tell on you
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
They dig up your secrets
They know all your trash
The tales they could tell
The tongues they could wag
God knows what they'd say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
They could sniff out the cheaters, point out the liars
Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires
They can smell kindness
So maybe be kinder
And don't even think about kickin' one
They dig up your secrets
They know all your trash
The tales they could tell
The tongues they could wag
God knows what they'd say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
God knows what they'd say
Might make someone's day
If these dogs could talk
Who lays there spread eagle
On the driveway outside Patti's trailer
He looks like he's sleepin'
But he knows she's dealin'
And that she's been bonin' the neighbor
There's a mean little poodle we call Cranky Doodle
Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley
He'll take to the grave that her husband is gay
'Cause Doodle likes chewin' his panties
If these dogs could talk
They'd sure tell on you
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
They dig up your secrets
They know all your trash
The tales they could tell
The tongues they could wag
God knows what they'd say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
There's a brown mutt named Patience
She's always waitin'
For scraps outside of the diner
When Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain
A hamburger steak always finds her
He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
But everyone needs a best friend
She may be blind, but she sees him just fine
And don't care what they say about him
If these dogs could talk
They'd sure tell on you
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
They dig up your secrets
They know all your trash
The tales they could tell
The tongues they could wag
God knows what they'd say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
They could sniff out the cheaters, point out the liars
Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires
They can smell kindness
So maybe be kinder
And don't even think about kickin' one
They dig up your secrets
They know all your trash
The tales they could tell
The tongues they could wag
God knows what they'd say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
God knows what they'd say
Might make someone's day
If these dogs could talk
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.80] There's a three-legged beagle
[00:04.59] Who lays there spread eagle
[00:05.56] On the driveway outside Patti's trailer
[00:07.31] He looks like he's sleepin'
[00:08.08] But he knows she's dealin'
[00:09.08] And that she's been bonin' the neighbor
[00:10.91] There's a mean little poodle we call Cranky Doodle
[00:12.72] Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley
[00:14.80] He'll take to the grave that her husband is gay
[00:16.80] 'Cause Doodle likes chewin' his panties
[00:18.28] If these dogs could talk
[00:20.00] They'd sure tell on you
[00:22.11] We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
[00:26.00] They dig up your secrets
[00:26.96] They know all your trash
[00:27.84] The tales they could tell
[00:28.68] The tongues they could wag
[00:29.55] God knows what they'd say
[00:30.39] Might ruin your day
[00:31.48] If these dogs could talk
[00:33.23] There's a brown mutt named Patience
[00:34.20] She's always waitin'
[00:34.92] For scraps outside of the diner
[00:36.95] When Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain
[00:38.67] A hamburger steak always finds her
[00:40.48] He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
[00:42.40] But everyone needs a best friend
[00:44.28] She may be blind, but she sees him just fine
[00:45.99] And don't care what they say about him
[00:47.39] If these dogs could talk
[00:49.32] They'd sure tell on you
[00:51.08] We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
[00:55.03] They dig up your secrets
[00:56.16] They know all your trash
[00:57.12] The tales they could tell
[00:57.88] The tongues they could wag
[00:58.76] God knows what they'd say
[00:59.52] Might ruin your day
[01:00.53] If these dogs could talk
[01:02.08] They could sniff out the cheaters, point out the liars
[01:04.00] Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires
[01:05.76] They can smell kindness
[01:06.68] So maybe be kinder
[01:07.55] And don't even think about kickin' one
[01:17.64] They dig up your secrets
[01:18.64] They know all your trash
[01:19.59] The tales they could tell
[01:20.31] The tongues they could wag
[01:21.12] God knows what they'd say
[01:22.00] Might ruin your day
[01:22.84] If these dogs could talk
[01:24.76] God knows what they'd say
[01:25.71] Might make someone's day
[01:26.63] If these dogs could talk
[01:27.52]
[00:04.59] Who lays there spread eagle
[00:05.56] On the driveway outside Patti's trailer
[00:07.31] He looks like he's sleepin'
[00:08.08] But he knows she's dealin'
[00:09.08] And that she's been bonin' the neighbor
[00:10.91] There's a mean little poodle we call Cranky Doodle
[00:12.72] Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley
[00:14.80] He'll take to the grave that her husband is gay
[00:16.80] 'Cause Doodle likes chewin' his panties
[00:18.28] If these dogs could talk
[00:20.00] They'd sure tell on you
[00:22.11] We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
[00:26.00] They dig up your secrets
[00:26.96] They know all your trash
[00:27.84] The tales they could tell
[00:28.68] The tongues they could wag
[00:29.55] God knows what they'd say
[00:30.39] Might ruin your day
[00:31.48] If these dogs could talk
[00:33.23] There's a brown mutt named Patience
[00:34.20] She's always waitin'
[00:34.92] For scraps outside of the diner
[00:36.95] When Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain
[00:38.67] A hamburger steak always finds her
[00:40.48] He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
[00:42.40] But everyone needs a best friend
[00:44.28] She may be blind, but she sees him just fine
[00:45.99] And don't care what they say about him
[00:47.39] If these dogs could talk
[00:49.32] They'd sure tell on you
[00:51.08] We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
[00:55.03] They dig up your secrets
[00:56.16] They know all your trash
[00:57.12] The tales they could tell
[00:57.88] The tongues they could wag
[00:58.76] God knows what they'd say
[00:59.52] Might ruin your day
[01:00.53] If these dogs could talk
[01:02.08] They could sniff out the cheaters, point out the liars
[01:04.00] Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires
[01:05.76] They can smell kindness
[01:06.68] So maybe be kinder
[01:07.55] And don't even think about kickin' one
[01:17.64] They dig up your secrets
[01:18.64] They know all your trash
[01:19.59] The tales they could tell
[01:20.31] The tongues they could wag
[01:21.12] God knows what they'd say
[01:22.00] Might ruin your day
[01:22.84] If these dogs could talk
[01:24.76] God knows what they'd say
[01:25.71] Might make someone's day
[01:26.63] If these dogs could talk
[01:27.52]