Jazzland Bandits (Welcome To Your New Life)
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โฑ๏ธ 1:10 duration
๐ ID: 2266060
๐ Lyrics
I haven't seen a cop this bad
Since Guttenburgs' Mahoney
The sheriffs and the sandwiches
Are both filled with bologna
There's a cold hard metal bed
Next to a cold hard metal crapper
And a cold hard metal chair
Next to the prosthetic-legged rapper
From the top of the Zephyr
To the bottom of the barrel
In monochromatic and itchy ill fitting apparel
There's a trainee and a geezer
With an ugly singing horde
There's a dozen of us harmonizing to another inmates' snore
There's a short little gangsta using a pen for a knife
As a Jon Gosselin doppelganger
Welcomes me to my new life
His wife can't take care of their dog
So I laugh at him in Walgreens
And I flip him off just like a pog
And now I suppose you know how the story goes
Of the Jazzland Bandits drinking Cobras and Lokos
And now I suppose you know how the story goes
Of those Jazzland Bandits when they're drinking those
Four Lokos
Those four Lokos
Since Guttenburgs' Mahoney
The sheriffs and the sandwiches
Are both filled with bologna
There's a cold hard metal bed
Next to a cold hard metal crapper
And a cold hard metal chair
Next to the prosthetic-legged rapper
From the top of the Zephyr
To the bottom of the barrel
In monochromatic and itchy ill fitting apparel
There's a trainee and a geezer
With an ugly singing horde
There's a dozen of us harmonizing to another inmates' snore
There's a short little gangsta using a pen for a knife
As a Jon Gosselin doppelganger
Welcomes me to my new life
His wife can't take care of their dog
So I laugh at him in Walgreens
And I flip him off just like a pog
And now I suppose you know how the story goes
Of the Jazzland Bandits drinking Cobras and Lokos
And now I suppose you know how the story goes
Of those Jazzland Bandits when they're drinking those
Four Lokos
Those four Lokos
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:20.27] I haven't seen a cop this bad
[00:21.19] Since Guttenburgs' Mahoney
[00:22.52] The sheriffs and the sandwiches
[00:23.48] Are both filled with bologna
[00:24.61] There's a cold hard metal bed
[00:25.96] Next to a cold hard metal crapper
[00:27.35] And a cold hard metal chair
[00:28.45] Next to the prosthetic-legged rapper
[00:29.67] From the top of the Zephyr
[00:30.77] To the bottom of the barrel
[00:32.14] In monochromatic and itchy ill fitting apparel
[00:34.68] There's a trainee and a geezer
[00:35.78] With an ugly singing horde
[00:36.99] There's a dozen of us harmonizing to another inmates' snore
[00:41.64] There's a short little gangsta using a pen for a knife
[00:44.23] As a Jon Gosselin doppelganger
[00:45.88] Welcomes me to my new life
[00:47.36] His wife can't take care of their dog
[00:48.93] So I laugh at him in Walgreens
[00:50.47] And I flip him off just like a pog
[00:54.02] And now I suppose you know how the story goes
[00:56.26] Of the Jazzland Bandits drinking Cobras and Lokos
[00:58.71] And now I suppose you know how the story goes
[01:01.78] Of those Jazzland Bandits when they're drinking those
[01:03.43] Four Lokos
[01:06.07] Those four Lokos
[01:09.56]
[00:21.19] Since Guttenburgs' Mahoney
[00:22.52] The sheriffs and the sandwiches
[00:23.48] Are both filled with bologna
[00:24.61] There's a cold hard metal bed
[00:25.96] Next to a cold hard metal crapper
[00:27.35] And a cold hard metal chair
[00:28.45] Next to the prosthetic-legged rapper
[00:29.67] From the top of the Zephyr
[00:30.77] To the bottom of the barrel
[00:32.14] In monochromatic and itchy ill fitting apparel
[00:34.68] There's a trainee and a geezer
[00:35.78] With an ugly singing horde
[00:36.99] There's a dozen of us harmonizing to another inmates' snore
[00:41.64] There's a short little gangsta using a pen for a knife
[00:44.23] As a Jon Gosselin doppelganger
[00:45.88] Welcomes me to my new life
[00:47.36] His wife can't take care of their dog
[00:48.93] So I laugh at him in Walgreens
[00:50.47] And I flip him off just like a pog
[00:54.02] And now I suppose you know how the story goes
[00:56.26] Of the Jazzland Bandits drinking Cobras and Lokos
[00:58.71] And now I suppose you know how the story goes
[01:01.78] Of those Jazzland Bandits when they're drinking those
[01:03.43] Four Lokos
[01:06.07] Those four Lokos
[01:09.56]