I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank

you fucking dyke
you didn't want to get touched by a man
you wanted to be a strong single mother
you ordered a sensitive, gay poet's sperm

i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank

instead of a bright poet offspring
you're stuck with a drooling retard
you went broke paying for special care
your girlfriend left you for another woman

i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank

your child's a fucktard
i'm sorry but it's true
it could have been worse though
he could be a jew

i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank
i snuck a retard into a sperm bank