The Pimp, the Bitch, and the Magic Beans

Bilbo, Fetch Me My Cane
Short But Long, Thin But 'round
Stealthy, Slipping Inching Down And Hairy
Happy Gulping Sound
And Suddenly Lighter By One Pound
Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo
Hairy Hobbit Hero
Bilbo, Bolbous Dildo
Solo Throbbit Hero
Under Misty Mountains Cold
It Dungeons Deep And Caverns Old
In Tunnels Dark And Dry
And When It Puts It's Ring Around It
It's Unseen But By One Eye
Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo
Hairy, Hairy Hobbit Hero
Bilbo, Bulbous Dildo
Solo Throbbit Hero
Bilbo, Bulbous Bilbo
Hairy, Hairy Hobbit Hero
Bilbo, Bulbous Dildo
Solo Throbbit Hero
It Guesses
Leave Me Alone
It Goes Again
So Tired
Is It Juicy
Is It Tasty
We Eats It
We Eats It
We Eats It
We Eats It
What Have I Got In My Pocket
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess
What Has It Got In It's Pocketessess
Fat, Nasty Hobbit Cockessessess