Shit Boat (No Fans)
๐ต 1110 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:14 duration
๐ ID: 22726765
๐ Lyrics
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.65] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:03.59] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:06.64] Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
[00:09.69] It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
[00:12.67] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:15.68] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:18.38] You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
[00:21.80] Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[00:24.43] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:27.57] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:30.56] Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
[00:33.66] And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
[00:36.72] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:39.54] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:42.52] Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
[00:45.77] And all your crew look like lego bricks
[00:48.41] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:51.85] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:54.48] Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
[00:57.23] It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
[01:00.49] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[01:03.45] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[01:06.46] You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
[01:09.51] Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[01:11.91]
[00:03.59] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:06.64] Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
[00:09.69] It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
[00:12.67] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:15.68] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:18.38] You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
[00:21.80] Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[00:24.43] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:27.57] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:30.56] Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
[00:33.66] And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
[00:36.72] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:39.54] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:42.52] Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
[00:45.77] And all your crew look like lego bricks
[00:48.41] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[00:51.85] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[00:54.48] Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
[00:57.23] It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
[01:00.49] Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
[01:03.45] Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
[01:06.46] You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
[01:09.51] Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[01:11.91]