Pyramania

[00:16.72] There are pyramids in my head
[00:18.42] There's one underneath my bed
[00:20.38] And my lady's getting cranky
[00:23.89] Every possible location
[00:25.40] Has a simple explanation
[00:27.23] And it isn't hanky-panky
[00:31.06] I had read
[00:32.66] Somewhere in a book
[00:33.10] They improve all your food and your wine, it said
[00:37.53] That everything you grow in your garden
[00:40.38] Would taste pretty fine, instead
[00:43.09] All I ever get is a pain in the neck
[00:46.26] And a yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap
[00:49.43] I've consulted all the sages
[00:51.33] I could find in yellow pages
[00:52.94] But there aren't many of them
[00:56.57] And the Mayan panoramas
[00:58.15] On my pyramid pajamas
[00:59.89] Haven't helped my little problem
[01:03.89] I've been told
[01:05.43] Someone in the know
[01:06.86] Can be sure that his luck is as good as gold
[01:10.51] Money in the bank
[01:11.87] And you don't even pay for it, if you fold
[01:15.68] A dollar in the shape
[01:17.01] Of the pyramid that's printed on the back
[01:22.67] It's no lie
[01:24.21] You can keep the edge
[01:25.86] Of a razor as sharp as an eagle's eye
[01:29.54] You can grow a hedge
[01:30.95] That is vertically straight over ten feet high
[01:34.88] All you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck
[01:38.45]
[01:55.57] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ooh
[02:02.55] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ooh
[02:09.47] I had read
[02:11.08] Somewhere in a book
[02:12.38] They improve all your food and wine
[02:14.44] And I've been told
[02:16.14] Someone in the know can be sure of his good luck
[02:19.48] And it's no lie
[02:21.37] All you really need is a little bit of pyramidic help
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