Look Out, There's A Monster Coming
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 2274479
๐ Lyrics
Three, four
Lonely, unmarried, looking for love
Life was passing me by
So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age
Magazine marriage I tried
They say for centuries, lovely Japanese girls
Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
Be lonely no more, open destiny's door
For one dollar, they arrange a meeting
My image was wrong, I didn't like me
So I changed my personality
I bought a deluxe Merseybeat wig
But it was a size too big
What confidence in my new built-up shoes
So smart for winter or summer
Undetectable in normal everyday use
Look out, there's a monster coming
Bye-bye binoculars and Macintosh, everything is just great
I take elocution, learn to speak posh, but still I can't find a mate
Be popular, learn to play the guitar
In seven days, you could be strumming
Be sociable, learn kissing technique
Look out, there's a monster coming
With my Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose, plastic surgery's best
To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
I pass a swimming costume test
Are my sideboards too long, don't my aftershave pong?
I know my new nose ain't runnin'
What's wrong with my tie? Am I getting too high?
Look out, there's a monster coming
Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair, I had removed electrically
I rejuvenated my energy cells and regained my virility (grunt, grunt)
He put my hand on my heart, I am changing the part
He had a machine for a mummy
Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces literally
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Lonely, unmarried, looking for love
Life was passing me by
So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age
Magazine marriage I tried
They say for centuries, lovely Japanese girls
Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
Be lonely no more, open destiny's door
For one dollar, they arrange a meeting
My image was wrong, I didn't like me
So I changed my personality
I bought a deluxe Merseybeat wig
But it was a size too big
What confidence in my new built-up shoes
So smart for winter or summer
Undetectable in normal everyday use
Look out, there's a monster coming
Bye-bye binoculars and Macintosh, everything is just great
I take elocution, learn to speak posh, but still I can't find a mate
Be popular, learn to play the guitar
In seven days, you could be strumming
Be sociable, learn kissing technique
Look out, there's a monster coming
With my Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose, plastic surgery's best
To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
I pass a swimming costume test
Are my sideboards too long, don't my aftershave pong?
I know my new nose ain't runnin'
What's wrong with my tie? Am I getting too high?
Look out, there's a monster coming
Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair, I had removed electrically
I rejuvenated my energy cells and regained my virility (grunt, grunt)
He put my hand on my heart, I am changing the part
He had a machine for a mummy
Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces literally
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
Look out, there's a monster coming
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.02] Three, four
[00:02.80]
[00:30.92] Lonely, unmarried, looking for love
[00:33.64] Life was passing me by
[00:35.67] So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age
[00:38.57] Magazine marriage I tried
[00:40.19] They say for centuries, lovely Japanese girls
[00:43.18] Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
[00:45.32] Be lonely no more, open destiny's door
[00:47.72] For one dollar, they arrange a meeting
[00:50.38] My image was wrong, I didn't like me
[00:52.28] So I changed my personality
[00:55.00] I bought a deluxe Merseybeat wig
[00:57.70] But it was a size too big
[00:59.56] What confidence in my new built-up shoes
[01:02.23] So smart for winter or summer
[01:04.56] Undetectable in normal everyday use
[01:07.12] Look out, there's a monster coming
[01:10.95]
[01:14.85] Bye-bye binoculars and Macintosh, everything is just great
[01:19.45] I take elocution, learn to speak posh, but still I can't find a mate
[01:24.58] Be popular, learn to play the guitar
[01:26.77] In seven days, you could be strumming
[01:29.16] Be sociable, learn kissing technique
[01:31.57] Look out, there's a monster coming
[01:35.43]
[01:55.46] With my Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose, plastic surgery's best
[02:00.32] To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
[02:02.61] I pass a swimming costume test
[02:04.85] Are my sideboards too long, don't my aftershave pong?
[02:07.74] I know my new nose ain't runnin'
[02:09.88] What's wrong with my tie? Am I getting too high?
[02:12.55] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:15.09] Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair, I had removed electrically
[02:19.72] I rejuvenated my energy cells and regained my virility (grunt, grunt)
[02:24.48] He put my hand on my heart, I am changing the part
[02:26.94] He had a machine for a mummy
[02:29.38] Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces literally
[02:31.85] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:34.13] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:36.47] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:38.77] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:41.05] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:43.56] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:45.86] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:47.95] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:49.86]
[00:02.80]
[00:30.92] Lonely, unmarried, looking for love
[00:33.64] Life was passing me by
[00:35.67] So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age
[00:38.57] Magazine marriage I tried
[00:40.19] They say for centuries, lovely Japanese girls
[00:43.18] Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
[00:45.32] Be lonely no more, open destiny's door
[00:47.72] For one dollar, they arrange a meeting
[00:50.38] My image was wrong, I didn't like me
[00:52.28] So I changed my personality
[00:55.00] I bought a deluxe Merseybeat wig
[00:57.70] But it was a size too big
[00:59.56] What confidence in my new built-up shoes
[01:02.23] So smart for winter or summer
[01:04.56] Undetectable in normal everyday use
[01:07.12] Look out, there's a monster coming
[01:10.95]
[01:14.85] Bye-bye binoculars and Macintosh, everything is just great
[01:19.45] I take elocution, learn to speak posh, but still I can't find a mate
[01:24.58] Be popular, learn to play the guitar
[01:26.77] In seven days, you could be strumming
[01:29.16] Be sociable, learn kissing technique
[01:31.57] Look out, there's a monster coming
[01:35.43]
[01:55.46] With my Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose, plastic surgery's best
[02:00.32] To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
[02:02.61] I pass a swimming costume test
[02:04.85] Are my sideboards too long, don't my aftershave pong?
[02:07.74] I know my new nose ain't runnin'
[02:09.88] What's wrong with my tie? Am I getting too high?
[02:12.55] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:15.09] Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair, I had removed electrically
[02:19.72] I rejuvenated my energy cells and regained my virility (grunt, grunt)
[02:24.48] He put my hand on my heart, I am changing the part
[02:26.94] He had a machine for a mummy
[02:29.38] Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces literally
[02:31.85] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:34.13] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:36.47] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:38.77] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:41.05] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:43.56] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:45.86] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:47.95] Look out, there's a monster coming
[02:49.86]