Blue Runner Blues

Baby, something going on wrong
It's something going on wrong
This old dirty blue runner been suckin' my rider's tongue

I went home last night, looks on my bed,
for that old dirty blue runner, says, have been layin'
Been suckin' my rider's tongue
I can see the way she's acting that it haven't been left here long

This old blue runner 'bout nineteen inches long
This old blue runner 'bout nineteen inches long
I can see the way my baby's acting, he sure been bitin' her tongue

Ain't got no rider now
Ain't got no rider now
Old blue runner been bitin' her tongue, I don't need no rider nohow

If I catch that old blue runner, I'm gonna put him down on his knees
I catch that old blue runner, I'm gonna put him down on his knees
I'm gonna make him beg me, "Just don't kill me, if you please."