"That was the love ballad!"
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๐ Lyrics
That was the love ballad
(But, Doug, what is a love ballad?)
Well, people like me and Bud call a song like that
The "I want" song
Because Helvetica wants Gutenberg
(But the real question is, does Gutenberg know that?)
I don't think so
(How could he not?)
But now it's time to meet the bad guys!
The town monk and his henchman, Young Monk!
(Ooh! Watch out. Rar!)
Scene three: The church on the hill
The roof is made of dirty thatch
In the corner there is a large Bible
And on this wall, there's a velvet painting of Jesus
Crying
Monk, an evil man who hates God
Is sitting at his desk sharpening a pencil
He's very good at it
His henchman, Young Monk, enters
Monk! Look!
I found a cat in the alley!
Give him to me
Ooh! Pretty kitty!
I shall name you, Satan
Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
Oh, I'm just teaching myself how to read
"In - the - bejinning -"
Get him, Satan!
See what happens when you try to learn how to read?
Now, let's try this again
Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
Nothing!
That's right
As long as I'm the Monk
No one in this town is gonna learn to read
That way the Bible says whatever I says it says
Unless of course
Someone were to make a machine
That prints books
And then printed up a mess of copies of the Bible
And then distributed them to the masses
You're hurting Satan!
Oh, no, oh no no no
I don't want to hurt Satan
No, I love Satan, yes I do
I love Satan! I love Satan
(But, Doug, what is a love ballad?)
Well, people like me and Bud call a song like that
The "I want" song
Because Helvetica wants Gutenberg
(But the real question is, does Gutenberg know that?)
I don't think so
(How could he not?)
But now it's time to meet the bad guys!
The town monk and his henchman, Young Monk!
(Ooh! Watch out. Rar!)
Scene three: The church on the hill
The roof is made of dirty thatch
In the corner there is a large Bible
And on this wall, there's a velvet painting of Jesus
Crying
Monk, an evil man who hates God
Is sitting at his desk sharpening a pencil
He's very good at it
His henchman, Young Monk, enters
Monk! Look!
I found a cat in the alley!
Give him to me
Ooh! Pretty kitty!
I shall name you, Satan
Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
Oh, I'm just teaching myself how to read
"In - the - bejinning -"
Get him, Satan!
See what happens when you try to learn how to read?
Now, let's try this again
Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
Nothing!
That's right
As long as I'm the Monk
No one in this town is gonna learn to read
That way the Bible says whatever I says it says
Unless of course
Someone were to make a machine
That prints books
And then printed up a mess of copies of the Bible
And then distributed them to the masses
You're hurting Satan!
Oh, no, oh no no no
I don't want to hurt Satan
No, I love Satan, yes I do
I love Satan! I love Satan
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.28] That was the love ballad
[00:02.39] (But, Doug, what is a love ballad?)
[00:04.18] Well, people like me and Bud call a song like that
[00:06.30] The "I want" song
[00:07.73] Because Helvetica wants Gutenberg
[00:09.91] (But the real question is, does Gutenberg know that?)
[00:12.61] I don't think so
[00:13.28] (How could he not?)
[00:15.00] But now it's time to meet the bad guys!
[00:17.75] The town monk and his henchman, Young Monk!
[00:21.75] (Ooh! Watch out. Rar!)
[00:24.25] Scene three: The church on the hill
[00:27.55] The roof is made of dirty thatch
[00:30.08] In the corner there is a large Bible
[00:32.82] And on this wall, there's a velvet painting of Jesus
[00:36.62] Crying
[00:38.13] Monk, an evil man who hates God
[00:41.98] Is sitting at his desk sharpening a pencil
[00:45.43] He's very good at it
[00:49.20] His henchman, Young Monk, enters
[00:53.82] Monk! Look!
[00:55.23] I found a cat in the alley!
[00:57.28] Give him to me
[00:59.37] Ooh! Pretty kitty!
[01:01.55] I shall name you, Satan
[01:05.89] Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
[01:09.53] Oh, I'm just teaching myself how to read
[01:12.47] "In - the - bejinning -"
[01:15.27] Get him, Satan!
[01:21.35] See what happens when you try to learn how to read?
[01:23.63] Now, let's try this again
[01:26.05] Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
[01:29.54] Nothing!
[01:30.60] That's right
[01:31.86] As long as I'm the Monk
[01:33.47] No one in this town is gonna learn to read
[01:36.11] That way the Bible says whatever I says it says
[01:39.18] Unless of course
[01:40.55] Someone were to make a machine
[01:43.01] That prints books
[01:45.03] And then printed up a mess of copies of the Bible
[01:48.41] And then distributed them to the masses
[01:51.47] You're hurting Satan!
[01:52.89] Oh, no, oh no no no
[01:55.59] I don't want to hurt Satan
[01:56.69] No, I love Satan, yes I do
[01:58.62] I love Satan! I love Satan
[02:00.33]
[00:02.39] (But, Doug, what is a love ballad?)
[00:04.18] Well, people like me and Bud call a song like that
[00:06.30] The "I want" song
[00:07.73] Because Helvetica wants Gutenberg
[00:09.91] (But the real question is, does Gutenberg know that?)
[00:12.61] I don't think so
[00:13.28] (How could he not?)
[00:15.00] But now it's time to meet the bad guys!
[00:17.75] The town monk and his henchman, Young Monk!
[00:21.75] (Ooh! Watch out. Rar!)
[00:24.25] Scene three: The church on the hill
[00:27.55] The roof is made of dirty thatch
[00:30.08] In the corner there is a large Bible
[00:32.82] And on this wall, there's a velvet painting of Jesus
[00:36.62] Crying
[00:38.13] Monk, an evil man who hates God
[00:41.98] Is sitting at his desk sharpening a pencil
[00:45.43] He's very good at it
[00:49.20] His henchman, Young Monk, enters
[00:53.82] Monk! Look!
[00:55.23] I found a cat in the alley!
[00:57.28] Give him to me
[00:59.37] Ooh! Pretty kitty!
[01:01.55] I shall name you, Satan
[01:05.89] Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
[01:09.53] Oh, I'm just teaching myself how to read
[01:12.47] "In - the - bejinning -"
[01:15.27] Get him, Satan!
[01:21.35] See what happens when you try to learn how to read?
[01:23.63] Now, let's try this again
[01:26.05] Young Monk, what are you doing over there by that Bible?
[01:29.54] Nothing!
[01:30.60] That's right
[01:31.86] As long as I'm the Monk
[01:33.47] No one in this town is gonna learn to read
[01:36.11] That way the Bible says whatever I says it says
[01:39.18] Unless of course
[01:40.55] Someone were to make a machine
[01:43.01] That prints books
[01:45.03] And then printed up a mess of copies of the Bible
[01:48.41] And then distributed them to the masses
[01:51.47] You're hurting Satan!
[01:52.89] Oh, no, oh no no no
[01:55.59] I don't want to hurt Satan
[01:56.69] No, I love Satan, yes I do
[01:58.62] I love Satan! I love Satan
[02:00.33]