Future Ex Girlfriend
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โฑ๏ธ 3:52 duration
๐ ID: 22844992
๐ Lyrics
Saw you on the street
We had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things on their first date
Like "What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance but you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you, raising the bar
Oh, you
You won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw that there was nothing in there
'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's sweet as a rose
Yes she is
She has some some beautiful lips now
If only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh
But honey, how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took just one week to despise you
And I don't care that you're a model
No
'Cos let me say it's clear to tell
That your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway?
Everybody knows he's gay
Okay, I don't really know that
But let's face it: he's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes she is
She'll be the queen of the world for a day
Or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think it'll look more official
There goes my future ex girlfried
She's sweet as a rose
Yes she is
She has some beautiful lips now
If only they would close
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes she is
She'll be the queen of the world for a day
Or less in my eyes
We had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things on their first date
Like "What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance but you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you, raising the bar
Oh, you
You won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw that there was nothing in there
'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's sweet as a rose
Yes she is
She has some some beautiful lips now
If only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh
But honey, how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took just one week to despise you
And I don't care that you're a model
No
'Cos let me say it's clear to tell
That your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway?
Everybody knows he's gay
Okay, I don't really know that
But let's face it: he's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes she is
She'll be the queen of the world for a day
Or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think it'll look more official
There goes my future ex girlfried
She's sweet as a rose
Yes she is
She has some beautiful lips now
If only they would close
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes she is
She'll be the queen of the world for a day
Or less in my eyes
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.29] Saw you on the street
[00:05.04] We had to meet
[00:09.43] I thought I should greet you
[00:13.48] In just one week I would delete you
[00:26.93] People say the stupidest things on their first date
[00:32.33] Like "What's your real name?"
[00:35.75] They reveal their ignorance but you adore them
[00:41.04] So you just ignore them
[00:44.19] Then came you, raising the bar
[00:48.10] Oh, you
[00:49.29] You won't be undone
[00:52.87] I looked into your eyes
[00:55.06] And much to my surprise
[00:57.03] I saw that there was nothing in there
[00:59.84] 'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air
[01:02.44] There goes my future ex girlfriend
[01:07.43] She's sweet as a rose
[01:09.98] Yes she is
[01:11.78] She has some some beautiful lips now
[01:16.21] If only they were closed
[01:20.94] I love how you adore me
[01:23.71] Oh
[01:25.17] But honey, how you bore me
[01:29.46] Your life's such a wreck
[01:31.37] I've lost all respect
[01:33.58] I don't mean to surprise you
[01:35.44] It took just one week to despise you
[01:46.81] And I don't care that you're a model
[01:50.54] No
[01:51.60] 'Cos let me say it's clear to tell
[01:53.63] That your brain is shot to hell
[01:55.93] And no one cares that you love Keanu
[02:00.44] Oh, what's the difference anyway?
[02:02.55] Everybody knows he's gay
[02:04.61] Okay, I don't really know that
[02:06.67] But let's face it: he's too hot to be straight!
[02:09.19] There goes my future ex girlfriend
[02:13.87] That girl's such a prize
[02:16.50] Yes she is
[02:18.47] She'll be the queen of the world for a day
[02:22.76] Or less in my eyes
[02:26.45]
[02:44.38] Perhaps I'll wear a suit
[02:46.34] When I give you the boot
[02:48.53] Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
[02:50.93] I just think it'll look more official
[02:53.68] There goes my future ex girlfried
[02:58.57] She's sweet as a rose
[03:00.94] Yes she is
[03:02.86] She has some beautiful lips now
[03:07.26] If only they would close
[03:11.44] There goes my future ex girlfriend
[03:16.20] That girl's such a prize
[03:18.87] Yes she is
[03:20.52] She'll be the queen of the world for a day
[03:25.08] Or less in my eyes
[03:30.44]
[00:05.04] We had to meet
[00:09.43] I thought I should greet you
[00:13.48] In just one week I would delete you
[00:26.93] People say the stupidest things on their first date
[00:32.33] Like "What's your real name?"
[00:35.75] They reveal their ignorance but you adore them
[00:41.04] So you just ignore them
[00:44.19] Then came you, raising the bar
[00:48.10] Oh, you
[00:49.29] You won't be undone
[00:52.87] I looked into your eyes
[00:55.06] And much to my surprise
[00:57.03] I saw that there was nothing in there
[00:59.84] 'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air
[01:02.44] There goes my future ex girlfriend
[01:07.43] She's sweet as a rose
[01:09.98] Yes she is
[01:11.78] She has some some beautiful lips now
[01:16.21] If only they were closed
[01:20.94] I love how you adore me
[01:23.71] Oh
[01:25.17] But honey, how you bore me
[01:29.46] Your life's such a wreck
[01:31.37] I've lost all respect
[01:33.58] I don't mean to surprise you
[01:35.44] It took just one week to despise you
[01:46.81] And I don't care that you're a model
[01:50.54] No
[01:51.60] 'Cos let me say it's clear to tell
[01:53.63] That your brain is shot to hell
[01:55.93] And no one cares that you love Keanu
[02:00.44] Oh, what's the difference anyway?
[02:02.55] Everybody knows he's gay
[02:04.61] Okay, I don't really know that
[02:06.67] But let's face it: he's too hot to be straight!
[02:09.19] There goes my future ex girlfriend
[02:13.87] That girl's such a prize
[02:16.50] Yes she is
[02:18.47] She'll be the queen of the world for a day
[02:22.76] Or less in my eyes
[02:26.45]
[02:44.38] Perhaps I'll wear a suit
[02:46.34] When I give you the boot
[02:48.53] Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
[02:50.93] I just think it'll look more official
[02:53.68] There goes my future ex girlfried
[02:58.57] She's sweet as a rose
[03:00.94] Yes she is
[03:02.86] She has some beautiful lips now
[03:07.26] If only they would close
[03:11.44] There goes my future ex girlfriend
[03:16.20] That girl's such a prize
[03:18.87] Yes she is
[03:20.52] She'll be the queen of the world for a day
[03:25.08] Or less in my eyes
[03:30.44]