Kick My Ass

[00:07.17] Well I walked up to the bar
[00:10.55] I laid down my platinum card
[00:14.32] Then I ordered fifty longnecks
[00:18.20] For my new friends (Thanks Kenny)
[00:22.25] Well the barmaid passed them out
[00:25.81] And before we chugged them down
[00:29.67] I held mine up, said, "Here's to us" and then
[00:37.01] This blonde slid up to me
[00:40.66] She said, that was awful sweet
[00:44.48] And then I saw her boyfriend
[00:46.89] As wide as he was tall
[00:51.37] Well he broke up our hug
[00:55.20] With a six-foot-five inch shove
[00:59.03] And I found myself
[01:01.71] Slammed up against the wall
[01:06.01] Why does everybody want to kick my ass
[01:13.58] I'm just trying to have a little fun
[01:17.81] For all the ones who can't
[01:20.75] And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[01:26.25] And I drive my truck too fast
[01:29.85] Why does everybody want to kick my ass
[01:38.05] Well I never been the type
[01:41.38] To walk up and pick a fight
[01:44.82] I've always been the kind to get along
[01:52.52] I throw parties all the time
[01:56.13] And they're always on my dime
[02:00.38] We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn
[02:07.33] Well my style of stress relief
[02:10.90] Sometimes disturbs the peace
[02:13.92] The police show up
[02:16.33] Cut donuts in my yard
[02:21.68] And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud
[02:25.37] They run off my party crowd
[02:29.25] They cuff my wrists
[02:30.79] And throw me down so hard
[02:35.74] Why does everybody want to kick my ass
[02:43.07] I'm just trying to have a little fun
[02:47.66] For all the ones who can't
[02:50.75] And just because i kiss the prettiest girls
[02:54.93] And I drive my truck too fast
[02:59.65] Why does everybody want to kick my ass
[03:22.04] And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[03:26.50] And I drive my truck too fast
[03:31.26] Why does everybody want
[03:34.87] It seems like everybody wants
[03:38.71] Why does everybody want to kick my ass
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