Only Thing I Love

I hate my fucking boss
And I hate my fucking job
I hate my dumb ex-wife
And her stupid boyfriend cop
I hate all of the countries
And I hate when people talk
But boy do I love being home alone
And jerking off!
I jerk off all the time!
I jerk off everyday!
I jack off every night
In my jacked up Chevrolet!
I jerk off when I'm sleeping!
And I jerk when I'm awake!
And boy I love to walk down busy streets
And masturbate!
I jerk off on the couch!
I'm jerking off right now!
I jerk off to the thought of jerking off
And holy cow!
I'm deputy of ding-dong drumming
Triple gripping
Tater tugging
King of cranking off my junk
And that's the only thing I love!
In my dirty muddy pickup driving bumpy
With my dick up
Busting all up in my dip cup
I'm the boss of being bricked up
Blistered knuckles
I won't quit
I'm busting nuts while on the shitter
Whiskey wrangling
Tipsy twister
Jerking off is why I live
I'm the big rig
Bone rubbing
Sock stained
Stroke loving
Wizard of the wiener
Jerking off is all I need!
I jerk off all the time!
I jerk off everyday!
I jack off every night
In my jacked up Chevrolet!
I jerk off when I'm sleeping!
And I jerk when I'm awake!
And boy I love to walk down busy streets
And masturbate!
I jerk off on the couch!
I'm jerking off right now!
I jerk off to the thought of jerking off
And holy cow!
I'm deputy of ding-dong drumming
Triple gripping
Tater tugging
King of cranking off my junk
And that's the only thing I love!
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