Check My Vitals!!

You've done worse to better
I know 'cause I was warned
So who exactly are the stories for?
You act like I'm lucky
'Cause I let you love me
A few years too many, now you want more

Your catch-as-catch-can
And release program, man
Yeah, I was fooled, but now I'm free
Or at least cheap and easy
You're twenty-something, kid
You can do like your parents did
Get a job and if you're feeling lazy
Marry and start making babies

Oh, I wish
We didn't hate ourselves like this
But we can't help this crushing guilt
That's just how we were built