Yellow Dog Story (Live at Big Rock Pow Wow Music Festival, Seminole Indian Village, West Hollywood, Florida, May 23,
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โฑ๏ธ 3:11 duration
๐ ID: 22986168
๐ Lyrics
Hey, we're changin' strings up here
Changin' strings and things
Tell 'em the joke about the dog
You haven't told this one here yet
Oh, right, right, right
Being as this is Florida and all
I'll tell you the joke about the dog
Anyway, there was this dog and, uh, and he had a master
Anyway, the dog was, uh...
Well, anyway there was this guy- Right, right, right
...
And he had a dog
And anyway, the dog was a, he was
Short and squat, fat, ugly and yeller
And so, uh- What was his name?
I don't remember what his name was
Yeah, me neither
Tell the story
You mean the guy or the dog?
We want the story
They still throw it off the rail
Well, anyway, they had this dog and it was
Short and squat and fat and ugly and yeller
And he walked into a, uh, into a bar with
This dog on his side, you know, on a leash
What was the book?
And down, sitting down at the bar was a, was a guy with a big
Black slick mean-looking dog, and, uh- Looked like a police dog
Yeah, it looked like a police dog, only meaner
Anyway- Wait a minute
Uh, anyway, so, uh...
I hope everybody didn't hear that
Uh, where was I?
Oh, yeah
He got a lot of holes, good bad ones for you
Right, right, right
Anyways, so the, uh, the guy down the bar says, "Hey, that sure is
An ugly lookin' squat fat yeller lookin' dog, uh, you got there."
And he says, "Well, he may be ugly but he sure can fight!" Oh, yeah
And, uh...
And so, uh, they said, the guy sitting down at the bar says, "Oh yeah?
Well, you want to take him out back with my dog
And, uh, we'll, uh, we'll h- let him have it out?
I'll put a fiver on mine that he, uh, just tears your
Dog to shreds." And he says, "Okay, sure." So they take
Him out back and they're fighting away and having at it
And the little short squat fat yeller looking dog, ugly too, uh, just
Uh, completely whips this, uh, this big slick black mean looking dog
Whoops the who out of him?
Yeah
Anyway, so, uh...
Oh yeah, the guy says, uh, "Hey," uh, seeing
A, seeing his, uh- What are you doing here?
I was telling him the joke
Oh, yeah
Don't forget it
You're up here telling the jokes
You gotta be quiet
Come on, let the guy finish
Well, anyway, so, uh, so he says, "What kind of dog is that?" And
He said, uh- Wait a minute, you didn't finish the other part yet
Oh yeah, well anyway, the little short fat squat
Yellow ugly looking dog beats, uh, kicked the
Shit out of this big slick black mean looking dog
What did he say?
Did he swear?
Did he actually say any shit?
Did he cuss?
And, uh, so...
Did he cuss?
And so the guy says, "Hey, well, I guess you won
And, uh, you're right, your dog sure can fight
I never seen a dog like that before
Uh, by the way, what kind of dog is it?" And he said
"Well it, uh, it used to be a alligator before I
Cut his tail off and painted him yeller." That's it
I like it
Wait, wait
Go back, go back
Changin' strings and things
Tell 'em the joke about the dog
You haven't told this one here yet
Oh, right, right, right
Being as this is Florida and all
I'll tell you the joke about the dog
Anyway, there was this dog and, uh, and he had a master
Anyway, the dog was, uh...
Well, anyway there was this guy- Right, right, right
...
And he had a dog
And anyway, the dog was a, he was
Short and squat, fat, ugly and yeller
And so, uh- What was his name?
I don't remember what his name was
Yeah, me neither
Tell the story
You mean the guy or the dog?
We want the story
They still throw it off the rail
Well, anyway, they had this dog and it was
Short and squat and fat and ugly and yeller
And he walked into a, uh, into a bar with
This dog on his side, you know, on a leash
What was the book?
And down, sitting down at the bar was a, was a guy with a big
Black slick mean-looking dog, and, uh- Looked like a police dog
Yeah, it looked like a police dog, only meaner
Anyway- Wait a minute
Uh, anyway, so, uh...
I hope everybody didn't hear that
Uh, where was I?
Oh, yeah
He got a lot of holes, good bad ones for you
Right, right, right
Anyways, so the, uh, the guy down the bar says, "Hey, that sure is
An ugly lookin' squat fat yeller lookin' dog, uh, you got there."
And he says, "Well, he may be ugly but he sure can fight!" Oh, yeah
And, uh...
And so, uh, they said, the guy sitting down at the bar says, "Oh yeah?
Well, you want to take him out back with my dog
And, uh, we'll, uh, we'll h- let him have it out?
I'll put a fiver on mine that he, uh, just tears your
Dog to shreds." And he says, "Okay, sure." So they take
Him out back and they're fighting away and having at it
And the little short squat fat yeller looking dog, ugly too, uh, just
Uh, completely whips this, uh, this big slick black mean looking dog
Whoops the who out of him?
Yeah
Anyway, so, uh...
Oh yeah, the guy says, uh, "Hey," uh, seeing
A, seeing his, uh- What are you doing here?
I was telling him the joke
Oh, yeah
Don't forget it
You're up here telling the jokes
You gotta be quiet
Come on, let the guy finish
Well, anyway, so, uh, so he says, "What kind of dog is that?" And
He said, uh- Wait a minute, you didn't finish the other part yet
Oh yeah, well anyway, the little short fat squat
Yellow ugly looking dog beats, uh, kicked the
Shit out of this big slick black mean looking dog
What did he say?
Did he swear?
Did he actually say any shit?
Did he cuss?
And, uh, so...
Did he cuss?
And so the guy says, "Hey, well, I guess you won
And, uh, you're right, your dog sure can fight
I never seen a dog like that before
Uh, by the way, what kind of dog is it?" And he said
"Well it, uh, it used to be a alligator before I
Cut his tail off and painted him yeller." That's it
I like it
Wait, wait
Go back, go back