i might tell your mates
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Spent a half hour in a Nazi Bar
In my white home town playing folk guitar
Got a luke warm pint in a nasty glass
And there’s some blokes outside doing Krav Maga
I just play it cool, talk ‘bout Judas Priest
, heart skips a beat
Caught a look from a gammon, and he speaks to me
Like “Fuckin’ hell, you a poof?” then it dawns on me
Takes one to know one
No, I’m not DTF
Takes one to know one
I might tell your mates
He spills Doombar on his Sunday Times
And he begs me please, don’t tell the guys
I’m like fine, though I had half a mind
To tell his UKIP pals he wants a femboy wife
I just make him pay, like please donate
Half your wage to an Anti Raids
And I spat in his glass, and said “On your bike”
And then he called me a bitch, and so I replied
Takes one to know one
No, I’m not DTF
Takes one to know one
I might tell your mates
And it got much hairier from there
I’ll tell you that much for free
Like all these blokes stood up with their fuckin
Iron Cross badges, gross
I felt like I wanted to puke right there on the spot
And they got their knives out
But then one of my girlies recognised their ringleader
She said
“You’re that chaser from the other night
Who got his jaw smacked right by that 6 foot dyke
You can’t fight, all you do is talk shite
Bout your white boy dreams for a new Third Reich,”
He said “Sorry, miss, I mean, bro
Would she hit me again?” Nah, I don’t think so
Like, it’s not so fun if you’re having fun
And forgive me Hun, I hate Nazi scum
Takes one to know one
No, I’m not DTF
Takes one to know one
I might tell your mates
In my white home town playing folk guitar
Got a luke warm pint in a nasty glass
And there’s some blokes outside doing Krav Maga
I just play it cool, talk ‘bout Judas Priest
, heart skips a beat
Caught a look from a gammon, and he speaks to me
Like “Fuckin’ hell, you a poof?” then it dawns on me
Takes one to know one
No, I’m not DTF
Takes one to know one
I might tell your mates
He spills Doombar on his Sunday Times
And he begs me please, don’t tell the guys
I’m like fine, though I had half a mind
To tell his UKIP pals he wants a femboy wife
I just make him pay, like please donate
Half your wage to an Anti Raids
And I spat in his glass, and said “On your bike”
And then he called me a bitch, and so I replied
Takes one to know one
No, I’m not DTF
Takes one to know one
I might tell your mates
And it got much hairier from there
I’ll tell you that much for free
Like all these blokes stood up with their fuckin
Iron Cross badges, gross
I felt like I wanted to puke right there on the spot
And they got their knives out
But then one of my girlies recognised their ringleader
She said
“You’re that chaser from the other night
Who got his jaw smacked right by that 6 foot dyke
You can’t fight, all you do is talk shite
Bout your white boy dreams for a new Third Reich,”
He said “Sorry, miss, I mean, bro
Would she hit me again?” Nah, I don’t think so
Like, it’s not so fun if you’re having fun
And forgive me Hun, I hate Nazi scum
Takes one to know one
No, I’m not DTF
Takes one to know one
I might tell your mates
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.20] Spent a half hour in a Nazi Bar
[00:09.91] In my white home town playing folk guitar
[00:11.57] Got a luke warm pint in a nasty glass
[00:13.62] And there’s some blokes outside doing Krav Maga
[00:15.63] I just play it cool, talk ‘bout Judas Priest
[00:17.63] Then my phone goes [grindr noise], heart skips a beat
[00:19.59] Caught a look from a gammon, and he speaks to me
[00:21.64] Like “Fuckin’ hell, you a poof?” then it dawns on me
[00:35.12] Takes one to know one
[00:38.62] No, I’m not DTF
[00:42.59] Takes one to know one
[00:45.93] I might tell your mates
[00:47.57] He spills Doombar on his Sunday Times
[00:49.83] And he begs me please, don’t tell the guys
[00:51.66] I’m like fine, though I had half a mind
[00:53.81] To tell his UKIP pals he wants a femboy wife
[00:55.90] I just make him pay, like please donate
[00:57.95] Half your wage to an Anti Raids
[00:59.74] And I spat in his glass, and said “On your bike”
[01:01.70] And then he called me a bitch, and so I replied
[01:07.33] Takes one to know one
[01:10.83] No, I’m not DTF
[01:14.71] Takes one to know one
[01:18.38] I might tell your mates
[01:20.86] And it got much hairier from there
[01:22.65] I’ll tell you that much for free
[01:24.10] Like all these blokes stood up with their fuckin
[01:25.34] Iron Cross badges, gross
[01:28.53] I felt like I wanted to puke right there on the spot
[01:31.30] And they got their knives out
[01:33.22] But then one of my girlies recognised their ringleader
[01:35.70] She said
[01:36.10] “You’re that chaser from the other night
[01:37.59] Who got his jaw smacked right by that 6 foot dyke
[01:39.55] You can’t fight, all you do is talk shite
[01:41.77] Bout your white boy dreams for a new Third Reich,”
[01:43.78] He said “Sorry, miss, I mean, bro
[01:45.57] Would she hit me again?” Nah, I don’t think so
[01:46.85] Like, it’s not so fun if you’re having fun
[01:49.54] And forgive me Hun, I hate Nazi scum
[01:55.13] Takes one to know one
[01:57.77] No, I’m not DTF
[02:02.89] Takes one to know one
[02:06.73] I might tell your mates
[02:10.37]
[00:09.91] In my white home town playing folk guitar
[00:11.57] Got a luke warm pint in a nasty glass
[00:13.62] And there’s some blokes outside doing Krav Maga
[00:15.63] I just play it cool, talk ‘bout Judas Priest
[00:17.63] Then my phone goes [grindr noise], heart skips a beat
[00:19.59] Caught a look from a gammon, and he speaks to me
[00:21.64] Like “Fuckin’ hell, you a poof?” then it dawns on me
[00:35.12] Takes one to know one
[00:38.62] No, I’m not DTF
[00:42.59] Takes one to know one
[00:45.93] I might tell your mates
[00:47.57] He spills Doombar on his Sunday Times
[00:49.83] And he begs me please, don’t tell the guys
[00:51.66] I’m like fine, though I had half a mind
[00:53.81] To tell his UKIP pals he wants a femboy wife
[00:55.90] I just make him pay, like please donate
[00:57.95] Half your wage to an Anti Raids
[00:59.74] And I spat in his glass, and said “On your bike”
[01:01.70] And then he called me a bitch, and so I replied
[01:07.33] Takes one to know one
[01:10.83] No, I’m not DTF
[01:14.71] Takes one to know one
[01:18.38] I might tell your mates
[01:20.86] And it got much hairier from there
[01:22.65] I’ll tell you that much for free
[01:24.10] Like all these blokes stood up with their fuckin
[01:25.34] Iron Cross badges, gross
[01:28.53] I felt like I wanted to puke right there on the spot
[01:31.30] And they got their knives out
[01:33.22] But then one of my girlies recognised their ringleader
[01:35.70] She said
[01:36.10] “You’re that chaser from the other night
[01:37.59] Who got his jaw smacked right by that 6 foot dyke
[01:39.55] You can’t fight, all you do is talk shite
[01:41.77] Bout your white boy dreams for a new Third Reich,”
[01:43.78] He said “Sorry, miss, I mean, bro
[01:45.57] Would she hit me again?” Nah, I don’t think so
[01:46.85] Like, it’s not so fun if you’re having fun
[01:49.54] And forgive me Hun, I hate Nazi scum
[01:55.13] Takes one to know one
[01:57.77] No, I’m not DTF
[02:02.89] Takes one to know one
[02:06.73] I might tell your mates
[02:10.37]