Joe Biden Turned Me Into A Catboy
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⏱️ 2:39 duration
🆔 ID: 23034102
📜 Lyrics
Joe Biden turned me into an anthropomorphic feline
He’s altering my DNA
to give me cat ears and make me gay
I can’t form cohesive thoughts
I can only meow
I hiss and purr, covered in fur
and I stay inside the house
He came into my room in the middle of the night
He had the secret service to his left and Kamala on his right
His goons threw me into a large white sketchy van
It said USPS on the side and was driven by a male man
I was put in a suitcase, thrown on an Acela
down the northeast corridor to Biden’s DC getup
I could hear Pete Buttigieg talking about a setup
Joe Biden turned me into an anthropomorphic feline
He’s altering my DNA
to give me cat ears and make me gay
I can’t form cohesive thoughts
I can only meow
I hiss and purr, covered in fur
and I like it anyhow
They drove me past the gates and put me right into a cell
Concrete walls and iron bars I was all by myself
They threatened me with death if I wouldn’t put the outfit on
The dress was pretty cute but the tail just felt wrong
I snuck out of my cell when the guard had caught a wink
I saw a dozen test tubes housing tons of catboy twinks
I heard a muffled voice I knew from somewhere down the hall
It was Madam Vice President through a conference call
She said:
Joseph Roger Antifa Biden
I put chemicals in the water
The estrogens will aid in making our sons into daughters
The military is in shambles
The pipeline is almost complete
With microchips planted inside of their brains
they will ready themselves for defeat
I saw my opportunity
I ran back to the guard
I took his gun and his baton and his ID card
I rounded the corner
I aimed towards his head
I shot him full of bullets
and now he’s fucking dead
And now we’ve got a girl boss as president (yeah!)
Now we’ve got a girl boss as president (woo!)
One, two, three
Joe Biden turned me into a gay submissive catboy
I get those long named Starbucks drinks
and I ask them to add soy
I can’t form cohesive thoughts
I’ve turned into a twink
I think in shades of blue and pink
drink milk from bowls and puke in sinks
(Woo)
(Hoo ha)
(Oo hah)
(Yeah)
(This is secretly the monkey song)
(Do it for me Jimmy)
(Yeah Oo)
(Ya)
He’s altering my DNA
to give me cat ears and make me gay
I can’t form cohesive thoughts
I can only meow
I hiss and purr, covered in fur
and I stay inside the house
He came into my room in the middle of the night
He had the secret service to his left and Kamala on his right
His goons threw me into a large white sketchy van
It said USPS on the side and was driven by a male man
I was put in a suitcase, thrown on an Acela
down the northeast corridor to Biden’s DC getup
I could hear Pete Buttigieg talking about a setup
Joe Biden turned me into an anthropomorphic feline
He’s altering my DNA
to give me cat ears and make me gay
I can’t form cohesive thoughts
I can only meow
I hiss and purr, covered in fur
and I like it anyhow
They drove me past the gates and put me right into a cell
Concrete walls and iron bars I was all by myself
They threatened me with death if I wouldn’t put the outfit on
The dress was pretty cute but the tail just felt wrong
I snuck out of my cell when the guard had caught a wink
I saw a dozen test tubes housing tons of catboy twinks
I heard a muffled voice I knew from somewhere down the hall
It was Madam Vice President through a conference call
She said:
Joseph Roger Antifa Biden
I put chemicals in the water
The estrogens will aid in making our sons into daughters
The military is in shambles
The pipeline is almost complete
With microchips planted inside of their brains
they will ready themselves for defeat
I saw my opportunity
I ran back to the guard
I took his gun and his baton and his ID card
I rounded the corner
I aimed towards his head
I shot him full of bullets
and now he’s fucking dead
And now we’ve got a girl boss as president (yeah!)
Now we’ve got a girl boss as president (woo!)
One, two, three
Joe Biden turned me into a gay submissive catboy
I get those long named Starbucks drinks
and I ask them to add soy
I can’t form cohesive thoughts
I’ve turned into a twink
I think in shades of blue and pink
drink milk from bowls and puke in sinks
(Woo)
(Hoo ha)
(Oo hah)
(Yeah)
(This is secretly the monkey song)
(Do it for me Jimmy)
(Yeah Oo)
(Ya)
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.51]Joe Biden turned me into an anthropomorphic feline
[00:17.03]He’s altering my DNA
[00:18.92]to give me cat ears and make me gay
[00:20.64]I can’t form cohesive thoughts
[00:22.38]I can only meow
[00:23.89]I hiss and purr, covered in fur
[00:25.57]and I stay inside the house
[00:27.80]He came into my room in the middle of the night
[00:30.56]He had the secret service to his left and Kamala on his right
[00:34.32]His goons threw me into a large white sketchy van
[00:37.69]It said USPS on the side and was driven by a male man
[00:41.55]I was put in a suitcase, thrown on an Acela
[00:43.38]down the northeast corridor to Biden’s DC getup
[00:45.12]I could hear Pete Buttigieg talking about a setup
[00:46.61]Joe Biden turned me into an anthropomorphic feline
[00:50.08]He’s altering my DNA
[00:51.86]to give me cat ears and make me gay
[00:53.67]I can’t form cohesive thoughts
[00:55.41]I can only meow
[00:56.91]I hiss and purr, covered in fur
[00:58.66]and I like it anyhow
[01:00.40]They drove me past the gates and put me right into a cell
[01:02.12]Concrete walls and iron bars I was all by myself
[01:03.89]They threatened me with death if I wouldn’t put the outfit on
[01:05.54]The dress was pretty cute but the tail just felt wrong
[01:07.35]I snuck out of my cell when the guard had caught a wink
[01:08.88]I saw a dozen test tubes housing tons of catboy twinks
[01:10.61]I heard a muffled voice I knew from somewhere down the hall
[01:12.18]It was Madam Vice President through a conference call
[01:13.89]She said:
[01:14.67]Joseph Roger Antifa Biden
[01:16.17]I put chemicals in the water
[01:18.46]The estrogens will aid in making our sons into daughters
[01:24.01]The military is in shambles
[01:26.77]The pipeline is almost complete
[01:29.43]With microchips planted inside of their brains
[01:32.18]they will ready themselves for defeat
[01:35.07]I saw my opportunity
[01:36.30]I ran back to the guard
[01:37.55]I took his gun and his baton and his ID card
[01:39.92]I rounded the corner
[01:41.08]I aimed towards his head
[01:42.25]I shot him full of bullets
[01:43.39]and now he’s fucking dead
[01:44.63]And now we’ve got a girl boss as president (yeah!)
[01:46.91]Now we’ve got a girl boss as president (woo!)
[01:49.29]One, two, three
[01:50.10]Joe Biden turned me into a gay submissive catboy
[01:54.32]I get those long named Starbucks drinks
[01:56.36]and I ask them to add soy
[01:58.57]I can’t form cohesive thoughts
[02:00.43]I’ve turned into a twink
[02:02.09]I think in shades of blue and pink
[02:03.84]drink milk from bowls and puke in sinks
[02:09.00](Woo)
[02:12.26](Hoo ha)
[02:13.14](Oo hah)
[02:14.78](Yeah)
[02:16.50](This is secretly the monkey song)
[02:18.55](Do it for me Jimmy)
[02:20.35](Yeah Oo)
[02:36.90](Ya)
[02:39.06]
[00:17.03]He’s altering my DNA
[00:18.92]to give me cat ears and make me gay
[00:20.64]I can’t form cohesive thoughts
[00:22.38]I can only meow
[00:23.89]I hiss and purr, covered in fur
[00:25.57]and I stay inside the house
[00:27.80]He came into my room in the middle of the night
[00:30.56]He had the secret service to his left and Kamala on his right
[00:34.32]His goons threw me into a large white sketchy van
[00:37.69]It said USPS on the side and was driven by a male man
[00:41.55]I was put in a suitcase, thrown on an Acela
[00:43.38]down the northeast corridor to Biden’s DC getup
[00:45.12]I could hear Pete Buttigieg talking about a setup
[00:46.61]Joe Biden turned me into an anthropomorphic feline
[00:50.08]He’s altering my DNA
[00:51.86]to give me cat ears and make me gay
[00:53.67]I can’t form cohesive thoughts
[00:55.41]I can only meow
[00:56.91]I hiss and purr, covered in fur
[00:58.66]and I like it anyhow
[01:00.40]They drove me past the gates and put me right into a cell
[01:02.12]Concrete walls and iron bars I was all by myself
[01:03.89]They threatened me with death if I wouldn’t put the outfit on
[01:05.54]The dress was pretty cute but the tail just felt wrong
[01:07.35]I snuck out of my cell when the guard had caught a wink
[01:08.88]I saw a dozen test tubes housing tons of catboy twinks
[01:10.61]I heard a muffled voice I knew from somewhere down the hall
[01:12.18]It was Madam Vice President through a conference call
[01:13.89]She said:
[01:14.67]Joseph Roger Antifa Biden
[01:16.17]I put chemicals in the water
[01:18.46]The estrogens will aid in making our sons into daughters
[01:24.01]The military is in shambles
[01:26.77]The pipeline is almost complete
[01:29.43]With microchips planted inside of their brains
[01:32.18]they will ready themselves for defeat
[01:35.07]I saw my opportunity
[01:36.30]I ran back to the guard
[01:37.55]I took his gun and his baton and his ID card
[01:39.92]I rounded the corner
[01:41.08]I aimed towards his head
[01:42.25]I shot him full of bullets
[01:43.39]and now he’s fucking dead
[01:44.63]And now we’ve got a girl boss as president (yeah!)
[01:46.91]Now we’ve got a girl boss as president (woo!)
[01:49.29]One, two, three
[01:50.10]Joe Biden turned me into a gay submissive catboy
[01:54.32]I get those long named Starbucks drinks
[01:56.36]and I ask them to add soy
[01:58.57]I can’t form cohesive thoughts
[02:00.43]I’ve turned into a twink
[02:02.09]I think in shades of blue and pink
[02:03.84]drink milk from bowls and puke in sinks
[02:09.00](Woo)
[02:12.26](Hoo ha)
[02:13.14](Oo hah)
[02:14.78](Yeah)
[02:16.50](This is secretly the monkey song)
[02:18.55](Do it for me Jimmy)
[02:20.35](Yeah Oo)
[02:36.90](Ya)
[02:39.06]