Two Left Hands

I know you've heard about the seven wonders of the world
The Colosseum, the pyramids, the mausoleum, and
Listen kids, the Tower of Pisa, Grand Canyon
Niagara Falls, and the Painted Desert really enthralled
But there's an eighth, an eighth to the ball wonder
Who plays piano in Savannah in a manner
That brings down the house like thunder
He's got two left hands, and they love to roam in the face
That man's got two left hands, and they make their home in the bass
He's got the right amount of fingers and the right amount of toes
He's even got two eyes right over his nose
He's got two left hands, and they love to roam in the base
He plays Kansas style in the really hey honky tonks
Yes, that man plays Kansas style from Savannah up to the Bronx
Because when he plays a boogie woogie, oh, how they all applaud
He doesn't have to look to find the lost chord
He's got two left hands with a built in beat in the bass
He's got the right amount of matter in his cranium
Yes, the right amount of brains in his branium
And when he plays it hits you like uranium, U-235 solid jive
He's got two left hands, and he keeps them both in the groove
That mans got two left hands, and he keeps them both on the move
Oh, he could buy a new tuxedo or the kind of suit he loves
His only trouble is when he's buying gloves because he's
Got two left hands with a built in beat in the bass
A built in beat in the bass