Mermaid Lady
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But I think over the age of 40
If that's what I want to do with my time
I think over 40, you can kind of give up
If I just want to drink wine and watch out, why not?
The dream catcher didn't catch anything
It's the third quarter, I'm losing
Just... I do understand, over 40
I don't understand young people that kind of give up so early
Where you can tell they're just disgusted
They don't want any more information
They have just had it
Early, like in their 20s
I flew to Norfolk, Virginia
I'd never been there
I got off the plane
And their airport was themed, I've never seen that
And the theme they chose was mermaids
They were everywhere
They were like in the carpet, in baggage claim
They're handing you the luggage, they're just everywhere
And I went to the gift shop on the way out
Because I wanted to get water
There's a girl working in the gift shop
She's about 25 years old
I said, "Hey, I'm not from here
What's going on with all this mermaid stuff?"
And she said, and I quote
"I don't know, somebody saw one once"
Bigfoot could have been shopping in that gift shop
She's like, "I don't know what y'all are planning on buying
But I close in five minutes, right?
I ain't scared of you, Mr. Monster Man
I don't know, somebody saw one once"
Just so disgusted that I even asked
But then, after meeting the mermaid lady
For like the next three months
No matter what question I was asked
That's the only answer I would give
I don't know, somebody saw one once
It is so confusing and dismissive to the recipient
But it's so fun if you're the one saying it
My youngest brother
The one who won't let me speak about Malaysian Flight 370
He helps me with my taxes
Because any state you work in
You have to fill out their forms
Even if you don't get money back
He called about six weeks after I'd met the mermaid lady
And he goes, "Oh yeah, Kathleen
I'm trying to do your taxes, I'm trying to get all these states
I think you worked in Wisconsin two times
You should get, they have a state withholding tax
You'd be able to get a refund
It's a 3.8%, so I thought when you got paid
You should have been given some forms
Do you know where those forms are?"
I don't know, somebody saw one once
And I guarantee if you say that
The only thing a person will ever say back is, what?
If that's what I want to do with my time
I think over 40, you can kind of give up
If I just want to drink wine and watch out, why not?
The dream catcher didn't catch anything
It's the third quarter, I'm losing
Just... I do understand, over 40
I don't understand young people that kind of give up so early
Where you can tell they're just disgusted
They don't want any more information
They have just had it
Early, like in their 20s
I flew to Norfolk, Virginia
I'd never been there
I got off the plane
And their airport was themed, I've never seen that
And the theme they chose was mermaids
They were everywhere
They were like in the carpet, in baggage claim
They're handing you the luggage, they're just everywhere
And I went to the gift shop on the way out
Because I wanted to get water
There's a girl working in the gift shop
She's about 25 years old
I said, "Hey, I'm not from here
What's going on with all this mermaid stuff?"
And she said, and I quote
"I don't know, somebody saw one once"
Bigfoot could have been shopping in that gift shop
She's like, "I don't know what y'all are planning on buying
But I close in five minutes, right?
I ain't scared of you, Mr. Monster Man
I don't know, somebody saw one once"
Just so disgusted that I even asked
But then, after meeting the mermaid lady
For like the next three months
No matter what question I was asked
That's the only answer I would give
I don't know, somebody saw one once
It is so confusing and dismissive to the recipient
But it's so fun if you're the one saying it
My youngest brother
The one who won't let me speak about Malaysian Flight 370
He helps me with my taxes
Because any state you work in
You have to fill out their forms
Even if you don't get money back
He called about six weeks after I'd met the mermaid lady
And he goes, "Oh yeah, Kathleen
I'm trying to do your taxes, I'm trying to get all these states
I think you worked in Wisconsin two times
You should get, they have a state withholding tax
You'd be able to get a refund
It's a 3.8%, so I thought when you got paid
You should have been given some forms
Do you know where those forms are?"
I don't know, somebody saw one once
And I guarantee if you say that
The only thing a person will ever say back is, what?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.06] But I think over the age of 40
[00:01.42] If that's what I want to do with my time
[00:02.93] I think over 40, you can kind of give up
[00:05.15] If I just want to drink wine and watch out, why not?
[00:07.30] The dream catcher didn't catch anything
[00:14.01] It's the third quarter, I'm losing
[00:16.15] Just... I do understand, over 40
[00:20.60] I don't understand young people that kind of give up so early
[00:23.94] Where you can tell they're just disgusted
[00:25.92] They don't want any more information
[00:27.57] They have just had it
[00:28.41] Early, like in their 20s
[00:30.53] I flew to Norfolk, Virginia
[00:32.13] I'd never been there
[00:32.93] I got off the plane
[00:34.21] And their airport was themed, I've never seen that
[00:37.54] And the theme they chose was mermaids
[00:41.98] They were everywhere
[00:42.80] They were like in the carpet, in baggage claim
[00:45.28] They're handing you the luggage, they're just everywhere
[00:48.18] And I went to the gift shop on the way out
[00:50.35] Because I wanted to get water
[00:52.14] There's a girl working in the gift shop
[00:53.59] She's about 25 years old
[00:54.64] I said, "Hey, I'm not from here
[00:56.71] What's going on with all this mermaid stuff?"
[00:59.69] And she said, and I quote
[01:02.45] "I don't know, somebody saw one once"
[01:14.82] Bigfoot could have been shopping in that gift shop
[01:17.42] She's like, "I don't know what y'all are planning on buying
[01:19.84] But I close in five minutes, right?
[01:22.28] I ain't scared of you, Mr. Monster Man
[01:27.04] I don't know, somebody saw one once"
[01:29.78] Just so disgusted that I even asked
[01:32.14] But then, after meeting the mermaid lady
[01:34.24] For like the next three months
[01:35.59] No matter what question I was asked
[01:37.29] That's the only answer I would give
[01:39.85] I don't know, somebody saw one once
[01:43.24] It is so confusing and dismissive to the recipient
[01:47.71] But it's so fun if you're the one saying it
[01:53.63] My youngest brother
[01:55.46] The one who won't let me speak about Malaysian Flight 370
[01:58.75] He helps me with my taxes
[02:01.45] Because any state you work in
[02:03.50] You have to fill out their forms
[02:04.46] Even if you don't get money back
[02:05.60] He called about six weeks after I'd met the mermaid lady
[02:08.70] And he goes, "Oh yeah, Kathleen
[02:10.56] I'm trying to do your taxes, I'm trying to get all these states
[02:12.78] I think you worked in Wisconsin two times
[02:14.98] You should get, they have a state withholding tax
[02:17.32] You'd be able to get a refund
[02:18.52] It's a 3.8%, so I thought when you got paid
[02:21.87] You should have been given some forms
[02:23.76] Do you know where those forms are?"
[02:29.54] I don't know, somebody saw one once
[02:38.36] And I guarantee if you say that
[02:40.51] The only thing a person will ever say back is, what?
[02:44.76]
[00:01.42] If that's what I want to do with my time
[00:02.93] I think over 40, you can kind of give up
[00:05.15] If I just want to drink wine and watch out, why not?
[00:07.30] The dream catcher didn't catch anything
[00:14.01] It's the third quarter, I'm losing
[00:16.15] Just... I do understand, over 40
[00:20.60] I don't understand young people that kind of give up so early
[00:23.94] Where you can tell they're just disgusted
[00:25.92] They don't want any more information
[00:27.57] They have just had it
[00:28.41] Early, like in their 20s
[00:30.53] I flew to Norfolk, Virginia
[00:32.13] I'd never been there
[00:32.93] I got off the plane
[00:34.21] And their airport was themed, I've never seen that
[00:37.54] And the theme they chose was mermaids
[00:41.98] They were everywhere
[00:42.80] They were like in the carpet, in baggage claim
[00:45.28] They're handing you the luggage, they're just everywhere
[00:48.18] And I went to the gift shop on the way out
[00:50.35] Because I wanted to get water
[00:52.14] There's a girl working in the gift shop
[00:53.59] She's about 25 years old
[00:54.64] I said, "Hey, I'm not from here
[00:56.71] What's going on with all this mermaid stuff?"
[00:59.69] And she said, and I quote
[01:02.45] "I don't know, somebody saw one once"
[01:14.82] Bigfoot could have been shopping in that gift shop
[01:17.42] She's like, "I don't know what y'all are planning on buying
[01:19.84] But I close in five minutes, right?
[01:22.28] I ain't scared of you, Mr. Monster Man
[01:27.04] I don't know, somebody saw one once"
[01:29.78] Just so disgusted that I even asked
[01:32.14] But then, after meeting the mermaid lady
[01:34.24] For like the next three months
[01:35.59] No matter what question I was asked
[01:37.29] That's the only answer I would give
[01:39.85] I don't know, somebody saw one once
[01:43.24] It is so confusing and dismissive to the recipient
[01:47.71] But it's so fun if you're the one saying it
[01:53.63] My youngest brother
[01:55.46] The one who won't let me speak about Malaysian Flight 370
[01:58.75] He helps me with my taxes
[02:01.45] Because any state you work in
[02:03.50] You have to fill out their forms
[02:04.46] Even if you don't get money back
[02:05.60] He called about six weeks after I'd met the mermaid lady
[02:08.70] And he goes, "Oh yeah, Kathleen
[02:10.56] I'm trying to do your taxes, I'm trying to get all these states
[02:12.78] I think you worked in Wisconsin two times
[02:14.98] You should get, they have a state withholding tax
[02:17.32] You'd be able to get a refund
[02:18.52] It's a 3.8%, so I thought when you got paid
[02:21.87] You should have been given some forms
[02:23.76] Do you know where those forms are?"
[02:29.54] I don't know, somebody saw one once
[02:38.36] And I guarantee if you say that
[02:40.51] The only thing a person will ever say back is, what?
[02:44.76]