Fully Automagic
๐ต 2152 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:53 duration
๐ ID: 23131688
๐ Lyrics
Evil afoot, he's up to no good
Up in that bastard's tower
Perfecting spells and creating hell
Wielding his boundless power
Gotta be stopped, we can't call the cops
They don't know what to do here
Found an old book and I gave it a look
I might just have an answer
An ancient weapon of infinite might
A spray of bullets just might win the fight
It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
'Cause it's a-
Command the firing power of a B-17
And into his head the magic bullets careen
And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
It's a fully automagic weapon
Don't know where it is, or if it exists
So I consult the master
But he's really old, and his knowledge is mold
But he just seems so certain
"I've got it right here, right next to my beer
Wait, I think I may have misplaced it"
Come to find out he bet on a bout
He lost the gun to a goblin
He lives far away in a dangerous cave
He's not very kind, it could be your grave
So I'm making my way to this magical cave
And the path to it this dusty, faded map has empaved
It's a dangerous trek far across the land
To get a-
I'll need some powerful wizards, an incredible team
And we'll need a funky, groovy, awesome, disco kind of theme
But we're gonna have to make do with the bards that are at hand
For the fully automagic weapon
An ancient weapon of infinite might
A spray of bullets just might win the fight
With this weapon I'll challenge the evil wizard to a brawl
And soon enough his body's just a stain on the wall
His corporeal form just a cloud of red mist
He'll fear the-
We're gonna get the magic gun from this magical cave
And we're gonna save the kingdom from this worthless fucking knave
And perhaps a group of other helpful wizards will assist
To get the-
It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
'Cause it's a-
Command the firing power of a B-17
And into his head the magic bullets careen
And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
It's a fully automagic weapon
Up in that bastard's tower
Perfecting spells and creating hell
Wielding his boundless power
Gotta be stopped, we can't call the cops
They don't know what to do here
Found an old book and I gave it a look
I might just have an answer
An ancient weapon of infinite might
A spray of bullets just might win the fight
It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
'Cause it's a-
Command the firing power of a B-17
And into his head the magic bullets careen
And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
It's a fully automagic weapon
Don't know where it is, or if it exists
So I consult the master
But he's really old, and his knowledge is mold
But he just seems so certain
"I've got it right here, right next to my beer
Wait, I think I may have misplaced it"
Come to find out he bet on a bout
He lost the gun to a goblin
He lives far away in a dangerous cave
He's not very kind, it could be your grave
So I'm making my way to this magical cave
And the path to it this dusty, faded map has empaved
It's a dangerous trek far across the land
To get a-
I'll need some powerful wizards, an incredible team
And we'll need a funky, groovy, awesome, disco kind of theme
But we're gonna have to make do with the bards that are at hand
For the fully automagic weapon
An ancient weapon of infinite might
A spray of bullets just might win the fight
With this weapon I'll challenge the evil wizard to a brawl
And soon enough his body's just a stain on the wall
His corporeal form just a cloud of red mist
He'll fear the-
We're gonna get the magic gun from this magical cave
And we're gonna save the kingdom from this worthless fucking knave
And perhaps a group of other helpful wizards will assist
To get the-
It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
'Cause it's a-
Command the firing power of a B-17
And into his head the magic bullets careen
And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
It's a fully automagic weapon
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.32] Evil afoot, he's up to no good
[00:19.29] Up in that bastard's tower
[00:23.13] Perfecting spells and creating hell
[00:26.76] Wielding his boundless power
[00:30.05]
[00:30.61] Gotta be stopped, we can't call the cops
[00:34.28] They don't know what to do here
[00:38.27] Found an old book and I gave it a look
[00:42.27] I might just have an answer
[00:44.89]
[00:45.74] An ancient weapon of infinite might
[00:53.42] A spray of bullets just might win the fight
[00:59.24]
[01:00.86] It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
[01:04.30] And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
[01:08.65] Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
[01:11.86] 'Cause it's a-
[01:12.49]
[01:13.89] Command the firing power of a B-17
[01:17.69] And into his head the magic bullets careen
[01:21.45] And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
[01:25.08] It's a fully automagic weapon
[01:27.76]
[01:31.49] Don't know where it is, or if it exists
[01:35.28] So I consult the master
[01:39.08] But he's really old, and his knowledge is mold
[01:42.81] But he just seems so certain
[01:45.71]
[01:46.68] "I've got it right here, right next to my beer
[01:50.40] Wait, I think I may have misplaced it"
[01:54.39] Come to find out he bet on a bout
[01:57.95] He lost the gun to a goblin
[02:01.24]
[02:01.99] He lives far away in a dangerous cave
[02:09.11] He's not very kind, it could be your grave
[02:15.32]
[02:16.83] So I'm making my way to this magical cave
[02:20.52] And the path to it this dusty, faded map has empaved
[02:24.52] It's a dangerous trek far across the land
[02:27.89] To get a-
[02:28.71]
[02:30.16] I'll need some powerful wizards, an incredible team
[02:33.92] And we'll need a funky, groovy, awesome, disco kind of theme
[02:37.66] But we're gonna have to make do with the bards that are at hand
[02:41.46] For the fully automagic weapon
[02:43.78]
[03:00.16]
[03:34.43]
[03:40.98] An ancient weapon of infinite might
[03:48.53] A spray of bullets just might win the fight
[03:54.85]
[03:55.97] With this weapon I'll challenge the evil wizard to a brawl
[03:59.92] And soon enough his body's just a stain on the wall
[04:03.45] His corporeal form just a cloud of red mist
[04:07.08] He'll fear the-
[04:07.93]
[04:09.13] We're gonna get the magic gun from this magical cave
[04:12.90] And we're gonna save the kingdom from this worthless fucking knave
[04:16.81] And perhaps a group of other helpful wizards will assist
[04:20.17] To get the-
[04:20.96]
[04:22.39] It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
[04:26.27] And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
[04:30.36] Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
[04:33.64] 'Cause it's a-
[04:34.33]
[04:35.93] Command the firing power of a B-17
[04:39.81] And into his head the magic bullets careen
[04:43.37] And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
[04:47.01] It's a fully automagic weapon
[04:49.55]
[00:19.29] Up in that bastard's tower
[00:23.13] Perfecting spells and creating hell
[00:26.76] Wielding his boundless power
[00:30.05]
[00:30.61] Gotta be stopped, we can't call the cops
[00:34.28] They don't know what to do here
[00:38.27] Found an old book and I gave it a look
[00:42.27] I might just have an answer
[00:44.89]
[00:45.74] An ancient weapon of infinite might
[00:53.42] A spray of bullets just might win the fight
[00:59.24]
[01:00.86] It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
[01:04.30] And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
[01:08.65] Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
[01:11.86] 'Cause it's a-
[01:12.49]
[01:13.89] Command the firing power of a B-17
[01:17.69] And into his head the magic bullets careen
[01:21.45] And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
[01:25.08] It's a fully automagic weapon
[01:27.76]
[01:31.49] Don't know where it is, or if it exists
[01:35.28] So I consult the master
[01:39.08] But he's really old, and his knowledge is mold
[01:42.81] But he just seems so certain
[01:45.71]
[01:46.68] "I've got it right here, right next to my beer
[01:50.40] Wait, I think I may have misplaced it"
[01:54.39] Come to find out he bet on a bout
[01:57.95] He lost the gun to a goblin
[02:01.24]
[02:01.99] He lives far away in a dangerous cave
[02:09.11] He's not very kind, it could be your grave
[02:15.32]
[02:16.83] So I'm making my way to this magical cave
[02:20.52] And the path to it this dusty, faded map has empaved
[02:24.52] It's a dangerous trek far across the land
[02:27.89] To get a-
[02:28.71]
[02:30.16] I'll need some powerful wizards, an incredible team
[02:33.92] And we'll need a funky, groovy, awesome, disco kind of theme
[02:37.66] But we're gonna have to make do with the bards that are at hand
[02:41.46] For the fully automagic weapon
[02:43.78]
[03:00.16]
[03:34.43]
[03:40.98] An ancient weapon of infinite might
[03:48.53] A spray of bullets just might win the fight
[03:54.85]
[03:55.97] With this weapon I'll challenge the evil wizard to a brawl
[03:59.92] And soon enough his body's just a stain on the wall
[04:03.45] His corporeal form just a cloud of red mist
[04:07.08] He'll fear the-
[04:07.93]
[04:09.13] We're gonna get the magic gun from this magical cave
[04:12.90] And we're gonna save the kingdom from this worthless fucking knave
[04:16.81] And perhaps a group of other helpful wizards will assist
[04:20.17] To get the-
[04:20.96]
[04:22.39] It's a gun that can shoot at a magical rate
[04:26.27] And the magical bullets will fuck up your face
[04:30.36] Don't get in the way of this magnificent gun
[04:33.64] 'Cause it's a-
[04:34.33]
[04:35.93] Command the firing power of a B-17
[04:39.81] And into his head the magic bullets careen
[04:43.37] And now the cycle of the evil fucking wizards is done
[04:47.01] It's a fully automagic weapon
[04:49.55]