Evil Fucking Wizard

[00:29.31] There's an evil fuckin wizard and he's givin' me some problems
[00:31.68] 'Cuz he's turning all my chickens into stupid little rocks
[00:34.14] So I'm climbing up his tower where he's up there in the shower
[00:36.84] And I'm punching evil wizard in his tiny little cock
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[00:39.12] He's gonna pay for all my chickens when I punch his fuckin' dick in
[00:41.59] And he'll lose two generations of his evil wizard kids
[00:43.95] Then I'll beat him with a hammer in his evil wizard manor
[00:46.35] Till he understands that he is just an evil wizard pig
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[00:48.79] I'm gonna shoot him with my handguns with-a both my hands in tandem
[00:51.24] Till he's dead and all his blood is all across the fuckin walls
[00:53.70] Then I'll drag his lifeless body down the stairs into the lobby
[00:56.20] Where I'll pulverize his little fuckin' magic wizard balls
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[00:58.56] I'll remind him what I'm here for when I take him to the pain store
[01:01.03] And I buy him every single fuckin' item that is there
[01:03.60] And once that I'm the victor I will take a little picture
[01:05.94] And to Pinterest boards the pretty little image I will share
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[01:09.27] Evil! Fucking! Wizard!
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[01:37.78] Now atop the evil tower and the wizard will not cower
[01:40.27] So I take a massive jab at his tiny little dick
[01:42.64] But the wizard he is ready and because his hands are steady
[01:45.05] He can cast an evil fireball like a fuckin prick
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[01:47.59] So I grab my trusty hammer and into his head I slam 'er
[01:49.99] And it brings about a really bad cerebral hemorrhage
[01:52.48] He his shaken to his core and he topples to the floor
[01:54.96] So I take advantage of this really awesome leverage
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[01:57.36] And I beat him till he's dead and my hand are stained with red
[01:59.80] Now I've killed the fuckin' wizard like an evil fuckin' villain
[02:02.25] Then I put on his hat, I put on his robe
[02:04.77] Now I'm thinking to myself I think it's time to do some killin'
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[02:07.16] So I fly into the town and I cast a fireball
[02:09.68] And I kill so many people that the kingdom it does fall
[02:12.20] Then I fly back to my tower with my magic wizard power
[02:14.64] And I masturbate to wizard porn for forty fuckin hours
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[03:25.64] There's an angry fuckin' peasant and I've given him some issues
[03:28.20] 'Cuz I've turned all of his piggies into tiny little stones
[03:30.75] And he's marching up my castle like a little fucking asshole
[03:33.24] So I'm gonna have to break all of his angry peasant bones
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[03:35.70] He wants to beat me with a shovel but we're gonna have to tussle
[03:38.04] And because that I'm a wizard I will surely fucking win
[03:40.51] 'Cuz I'm gonna cast some spells that will send him straight to hell
[03:42.75] Like magic lightning to obliterate his brittle fucking shins
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[03:45.48] But now he's here and I'm not ready and he brought a sharp machete
[03:47.71] And he's lunging at me with a certain look upon his eye
[03:50.19] So I try to dodge this fucker but he fools me like a sucker
[03:52.59] And he stabs in such a way I think that surely I will die
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[03:55.23] With my final dying breath I look on over to my left
[03:57.63] And I see that fucking peasant reaching for my wizard orb
[04:00.07] And as he ponders it with wonder, I realize my fatal blunder, for the evil wizard cycle will repeat forevermore
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[04:15.78] Evil! Fucking! Wizard!
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