Prologue

I am joined by the chemically preserved brain
Of international music sensation Jazz Emu
As he is being inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame 2240

Mr Emu, you've released an album every year for the past 220 years
I think we can all agree
Your work is universally admired for its gravitas
Its artistic weight
Its willingness to address the big questions

ROBOTIC BEEPS

That's fascinating
Do you think the lack of coherence in your body of work
Hindered you in any way?

OFFENDED ROBOTIC BEEPS

Sorry, no, I just mean to say did it ever become a problem for you?

ROBOTIC BEEPS

The fact that your work was musically rousing but-
How should I put this
Lyrically specialised
Did the risk of doubling down on something so specific
Never cause you anxiety?

DEROGATORY ROBOTIC BEEPS

Please don't call me that

APOLOGETIC BEEPS

No, I don't accept your apology

ROBOTIC BEEP

Inducting Jazz Emu to the hall of fame
With the lead single of his No.1 Album from 2022 - Still Waiting