Hedgehog on a Roomba

I'm just a hedgehog on a Roomba
Out for a joyride, what's it to ya?
Might turn this vacuum into an Uber
Make myself some moolah
X2
Roomba, the hedgehog's riding
Roomba, the hedgehog's riding
Roomba, the hedgehog's riding
All over the flooring
So I located the title for the Roomba that I'd bought
[He plucked a quill right off his back and signed it on the spot]
I'd always dreamed of owning my own business as a pup
[And now he drives around all day just picking people up]
Hey!
I'm just a hedgehog on a Roomba
What about that is so peculiar?
Self-driving vacuums are the future
Get places much sooner
Roomba, the hedgehog's riding
Roomba, the hedgehog's riding
Roomba, the hedgehog's riding
All over the flooring
I'm just a hedgehog on a Roomba
Out for a joyride, what's it to ya?
Might turn this vacuum into an Uber
Make myself some moolah