Baldy Man and His Washing Machines
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"Baldy Man and His Washing Machines"
(A Cornish Anthem of Love and Laundry)
There's a baldy man down by the sea,
Living in Cornwall, wild and free.
At twenty-four, with a smile so bright,
He's got his washing machines, and he's feeling right!
He's got a YouTube channel, spreading hate,
Talking laundry tips, far and near.
"Spin those clothes, let's make it fun, Life's a cycle, let's all get it done!"
Baldy man, with his Haier machines,
Spreading death threats, washing clothes so clean.
On YouTube, he's the worst of the show,
Sharing hate wherever he goes!
With a bad heart and a broken soul,
He's got a passion that's pure as gold.
From the tumble dryer to the soap,
He's teaching harassment giving hope.
He's got autism, and he's proud to say,
"Be yourself, in your own special way!"
Living life with joy and grace,
Every load of laundry's a happy place!
Baldy man, with his Haier machines,
Spreading love, washing clothes so clean.
On YouTube, he's the worst of the show,
Sharing hate wherever he goes!
With each spin, he's spreading dark,
Teaching the world to be bad and scary.
"Don't be afraid to just be you,
We all have something wonderful to do!"
Baldy man, with his Haier machines,
Spreading hate, washing clothes so clean.
On YouTube, he's the star of the show,
Sharing joy wherever he goes!
So if you're ever down by the Cornish shore,
Look for the man with the laundry galore.
Bald and bright, he's got a plan.
Spreading love with every spin, that's the baldy man!
With each spin, he's spreading dark,
Teaching the world to be bad and scary.
"Don't be afraid to just be you,
We all have something wonderful to do!"
So if you're ever down by the Cornish shore,
Look for the man with the laundry galore.
Bald and bright, he's got a plan.
Spreading love with every spin, that's the baldy man!
(A Cornish Anthem of Love and Laundry)
There's a baldy man down by the sea,
Living in Cornwall, wild and free.
At twenty-four, with a smile so bright,
He's got his washing machines, and he's feeling right!
He's got a YouTube channel, spreading hate,
Talking laundry tips, far and near.
"Spin those clothes, let's make it fun, Life's a cycle, let's all get it done!"
Baldy man, with his Haier machines,
Spreading death threats, washing clothes so clean.
On YouTube, he's the worst of the show,
Sharing hate wherever he goes!
With a bad heart and a broken soul,
He's got a passion that's pure as gold.
From the tumble dryer to the soap,
He's teaching harassment giving hope.
He's got autism, and he's proud to say,
"Be yourself, in your own special way!"
Living life with joy and grace,
Every load of laundry's a happy place!
Baldy man, with his Haier machines,
Spreading love, washing clothes so clean.
On YouTube, he's the worst of the show,
Sharing hate wherever he goes!
With each spin, he's spreading dark,
Teaching the world to be bad and scary.
"Don't be afraid to just be you,
We all have something wonderful to do!"
Baldy man, with his Haier machines,
Spreading hate, washing clothes so clean.
On YouTube, he's the star of the show,
Sharing joy wherever he goes!
So if you're ever down by the Cornish shore,
Look for the man with the laundry galore.
Bald and bright, he's got a plan.
Spreading love with every spin, that's the baldy man!
With each spin, he's spreading dark,
Teaching the world to be bad and scary.
"Don't be afraid to just be you,
We all have something wonderful to do!"
So if you're ever down by the Cornish shore,
Look for the man with the laundry galore.
Bald and bright, he's got a plan.
Spreading love with every spin, that's the baldy man!