Perfectly Whelmed

I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
Sometimes I feel shabby
Sometimes I can't tell
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
Some days I'm pretty happy
Other days I'm kinda sad
I used to have a head of hair
That was pretty rad
But I got a cool wife and all my friends are dads
But that's okay
I don't have a lot of money
But I gotta lotta beer
I like drinking every night to make the shitty disappear
Without all the bad the good is never very clear
And that's okay
I've got low lows and I've got ceilings
I feel a lot of ways but today I'm feeling
Not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
Sometimes I feel shabby
Sometimes I can't tell
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
Life is super hard no matter who you are
You can blow a lot of minds or you could blow up in your car
Everybody's got a story everybody's got a scar
And that's okay
One thing that I learned and I never would have guessed
Is ignore the extremes, find the middle it's the best
Settle south of elation little north of depressed
It's kinda great
I've got low lows and I've got ceilings
I feel a lot of ways but today I'm feeling
Not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
Sometimes I feel shabby
Sometimes I can't tell
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfect
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed
Sometimes I feel shabby
Sometimes I can't tell
I'm not over not under
I'm perfectly whelmed