The Senator McCarthy Blues

(Mr. Chairman, please. Point of furlough, please. Point of order, please.)
I've got those Senator McCarthy, Chairman mundt, McLellan Potters, Senator Dirksen blues
Because my gal won't leave her TV set, I think that she's about to blow her fuse.
I got those open session, closing session, end of session, no confession blues
I got those Secretary Steven, don't remember, just can't place it blues
I got those [?]-Mamma-Mia
(Mr. Secretary, please)
Sorry, Senator, I was in Korea, Blues
I got those hey reporter, no recorder, close the border, (Point of order) blues.

And she got the dishes in the sink and her floor ain't mopped too
She's got the washin' in the washroom, she don't care what [?] do
'Cause when she sees that (Welsh?) kid with those legal torts
she just shouts, beat me daddy till I'm a habeas corpse.

(Can I finish please?)
Can you finish? Look, I've got those Senator McCarthy. I've got those blues till I can burst
I don't know what it's all about. Or where or when or who's on first
(Can I finish please? I'd like to say something please)
I've got to stop the babble. Let's play Scrabble
Mommy, mommy, where's the commie blues? Mrs. Sherman, Mrs. Sherman please
I've got those Senator McCarthy. Listen, gal, your husband's gettin' jealous, blues
Now you better do a little housework or there's a certain man you're gonna lose
So better turn off those hearings before your man gets touchy
and be content to spend the day with Groucho Marx and Liv Verace

Oh, here's the moral of the story and this you oughta know
A good man of your own is better than a daytime TV show
Now if you got your man, McCarthy sure won't mind
(Can I finish? Can I finish?)
I'm finishing. It's the finish of the program called What's My Shine

(This record is adjourned until 10.30 tomorrow.)
Is that all, Senator?
(Can I finish, please? Can I finish?)
Oh, not again. Oh!
(Can I finish please?)
We're finished.