Sebastian's Gone On A Ridealong

Sebastian's gone on a ridealong
Sitting in the back with the siren on
Sweeping up drunks and belligerent cunts in the town square
Mopping up spill at the mentally ill there
Sebastian dressed in a black stab vest
With a patch and crest Velcro to his chest
Takes to be enthused, nice shirts, nice shoes on the high street
Breaking up fights on stag and hen nights
The marriages Sebastian says will never last
Sebastian's gone on a ridealong
Sebastian's gone on a ridealong
(Go, go, Sebastian)
Sitting in the back with the siren on
(Go, go, go, Sebastian)
Gonna get his name in a ridealong song
(Go, go, Sebastian)
Sebastian's gone on a ridealong